Aug 2, 2017
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“Magnolia’s nice, I guess, but it’s a bit lacking in... perverted cats and murderous bookworms,” Soul mused. “Or ninjas that fail at being ninjas.”
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@xlordxskywalker
“Magnolia’s nice, I guess, but it’s a bit lacking in... perverted cats and murderous bookworms,” Soul mused. “Or ninjas that fail at being ninjas.”
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Wanda lifted her gaze up from her phone. A sigh of relief escaping her lips as she blackened the screen of it. Except for a few hate comments there was no news about her, which means they didn’t know where she was. Lifting up her gaze, the witch saw a familiar face in the distance ahead of her. She walked briskly towards her old friend and gave him a big smile as she approached him. “ Long time no see !! --- Okay, first of all, I don’t know if you’re using a phone but I couldn’t call you even if I try. --- the whole fugitive life makes it impossible. But if you’re not using a phone, we should get one for you because I plan on staying longer this time -- only if everything goes well. I can even teach you how to use it. ”
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Max did not like sand. It was coarse and rough and irritating, and it got everywhere. Having spent the past twenty years or so of his life in a desert wasteland fighting (literally) for his life, he was not particularly fond of the pervasive nature of these tiny granules, of the difficulty sand led to in movement, or of how it somehow managed to get everywhere. Where glitter was the herpes of the art world, sand was the herpes of the apocalypse.
He usually steered clear of the sanded area in the park, more out of distaste than anything. But today... Shadow was rolling around in it. And as Max adjusted his grip on his crutch, shifting where he stood, he couldn’t help the groan that slipped past his lips. “-- Bollocks.” Why the fuck did his dog like rolling around in sand so much? Why did anybody like sand enough to willingly immerse themselves in it? Sand was the equivalent of Satan’s ballsack. No. Just...no.
“Is anyone there? Hey, this isn’t funny.”
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✧ *Right back at you lol*
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