#xnoodlessx

[wargreybuns]

Garchomp is a sexy beast. u.u -I didn't say that though.- xD

oh the woes of being a scaly…. OTL

[wargreybuns]

Young justice C:

The first character I fell in love with:

SUPERBOY! the moment i see his perpetually angry face, i know i’m gonna take him as my son

The character who is my ‘baby’:

again, Superboy

The character who I do not understand:

probably one of the villains, but i don’t care enough about them to explain why i don’t understand them. :P

The character that I think the show ruined:

YJ has some of the finest character writing in cartoon history. i don’t think there’s a character that they ruin. there are just characters i wish get more screen time.

The most attractive male and female character:

Kaldur and Black Canary B)

The character death that was the worst for me:

that one fucker that died at the end of season 2... :’(

The character that is the most like me:

probably Black Canary??

The character I think the writer(s) love:

i think they kinda favor Miss Martian above anyone else... :/

The character that I just want to be happy:

the kids seem pretty unhappy so i want them all to be happy. especially you, Superboy.

My four favorite characters, past or present:

Superboy, Aqualad, Black Canary, Miss Martian

My four least favorite characters, past or present:

Bart, Blue Beetle, Red Arrow, and...oh lord be with me...Black Beetle...

[wargreybuns]

DREADWING!

Why I like them

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN UM...!! he’s cool, he has a sexy voice, his character arc is, to me, the most interesting of all. also i owe him my graduation.

Why I don’t

him dead

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

“Triangulation”, which is also my most fave episode overall

Favorite season/movie

he only appears in season 2 so...

Favorite line

that line where he describes his and Skyquake’s bond... “we are two halves of the same life force” or something. i think i got that right.

Favorite outfit

fuck this point, i’m tired of answering “naked” every time

OTP

for some odd reason, i ship him with Predaking, even though they never met in canon, which makes this ship rather crack-y. i just think they’d get along nicely if they had met each other in show.

also with Commodus bc i’m trash

Brotp

him and Breakdown. he looks like the dad friend towards BD.

Head Canon

*looks at headcanons blog*

*sweats*

i’ll just point one of my favorites which is that Dreadwing suffers pyromania, the kind where he almost can’t resist his impulse to burn things down once he sniffs the smell of smoke and/or fire.

Unpopular opinion

i dunno if i have one for just him, but i have one unpop opinion about the whole Seekers as an ethnicity/social construct. a lot of people seem to think that Seekers are some kind of sex connoisseurs, but i really don’t think so. that seems to be overgeneralizing too much.

A wish

a new incarnation of Dreadwing that is better written, not killed off, and not a secondary character that only appears for like 5-6 episodes

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

him being forgotten by fans and writers alike

5 words to best describe them

blue angsty child deserves more

My nickname for them

Dreadbutt, Dreaders

[wargreybuns]

(‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

Here you see, in her natural habitat, Noodles hunting for the booty. Her eyes intensively focused on the booty, one careless blink and she might lose the booty.

[wargreybuns]

Me/Skyquake UvU

1. Rate the ship:

NOTP/ Never considered it / good / cute / sexy / OTP, because my fat green son deserves to be happy and not, y’know, DEAD

2. List some of the couple’s annoying habits that irritate their friends.

Noodles is a big Snorlax and Skyquake is a drunkard. good god, someone help this woman, she cannot handle drunken giant jet all alone!

3. What do you consider to be ‘their song’; quote the lyric you think relates most to them.

idfk... Hakuna Matata?????

4. Do either of them have any secret kinks they’re too embarrassed to share?

Skyquake’s butt is Noodles’ “”””secret”””” kink

5. How often do they have sex?

do i really have to answer this. i dun wanna know.

6. Describe how they’d react in the following situation:

Character A catches someone flirting with Character B

Skyquake be like: *epically lands from the sky behind flirting random person, bright red eyes gleaming with sinister vibe*

bonus: flirting random person is me

7. Who asked who out, how did it happen?

Noodles asked out first because holy shit handsome giant robot must get before someone else!!!

8. How do they comfort each other?

Skyquake ‘stores’ Noodles inside his cockpit, all warm and snug

9. Write a drabble (approx 300 words) of one of the following

share a headcanon about the ship

Skyquake likes to take his human girlfriend out flying and see the world from above. Often they stop at Indonesia to visit me because WHEN ELSE CAN SHE GET FREE AIR TRAVEL???

[wargreybuns]

Buttmun/Thunderhoof U,U

OH BOY

1. Rate the ship:

NOTP/ Never considered it / good / cute / sexy / OTP FUCK YEAH

2. List some of the couple’s annoying habits that irritate their friends.

Hoofy probably talks shit to my mother all the time??!! is that even a habit or just his main personality i never know. and i don’t need to list all my bad habits.

3. What do you consider to be ‘their song’; quote the lyric you think relates most to them.

idk what the song is called, but it goes like this:

“SHE THINKS MY TRACTOR’S SEEEEEXYYYYYYY”

4. Do either of them have any secret kinks they’re too embarrassed to share?

just the fact that i go out with him is a kink of its own

5. How often do they have sex?

I’D SAY EVERY DAY BUT??????

6. Describe how they’d react in the following situation:

Tickling each other

i’m so smol i can crawl in between his platings and tickle him there 8))

hopefully, touching some extra sensitive nerve wirings along the way~

7. Who asked who out, how did it happen?

Thunderhoof asked me out, mesmerized by my aura of divinity---and my collection of butt-related items.

8. How do they comfort each other?

Hoofy would just let me cuddle against his buxom chassis. i probably try to get him something to ram his antlers on.

9. Write a drabble (approx 300 words) of one of the following

a late night conversation

“Hey, Hoofy,” the God of Butts called her gigantic tractor-transforming moose-looking robot boyfriend, lying on his chest. She could hear the gentle whirs of his spark underneath as he directed his red glowing eyes to her.

“Yeah?” he responded. He thought she had gone to sleep thirty minutes ago...

“If everything’s possible, then is it possible for something to be impossible?”

“GO TO BED, ARUNI!”

[wargreybuns]

Cabbagequake/Starcream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1. Rate the ship:

NOTP/ Never considered it / good / cute / sexy / OTP

this ship is as rare as a pink tiger

2. List some of the couple’s annoying habits that irritate their friends.

Skyquake likes to drink---a lot. he’d go home be all stupid drunk, making all these lewd jokes. then passes out like a tree log.

Starscream is an ass. i don’t think nobody needs an explanation for this. (he’s an adorable ass tho)

3. What do you consider to be ‘their song’; quote the lyric you think relates most to them.

i don’t wanna quote the lyrics lmao. but it’s John Legend’s “All of Me”. ngl that song still reminds me of them whenever i hear it somewhere.

4. Do either of them have any secret kinks they’re too embarrassed to share?

Skyquake isn’t as kinky as his older twin brother is. if any, it’s Starscream that has a few kinks. i can’t remember what those kinks are tho i’m sorryyyyyyy

5. How often do they have sex?

not every day, but often enough. at least once a week. Skyquake has quite the talent in the arts of seduction and Starscream isn’t exactly that hard to stimulate.

6. Describe how they’d react in the following situation:

Tickling each other

Skyquake likes to tickle Starscream sometimes, just for fun. he can get really merciless with those claws, but Starscream knows the way to stop him: grab them cheek curls!

7. Who asked who out, how did it happen?

Skyquake asked Starscream out. Starscream has serious trust issues but Skyquake is a determined bastard, so before he asked him out, Skyquake had a lot of trust-winning to do. he had to discard his ideology of not wanting to commit to a serious relationship to win Starscream over. ‘twas a wild ride.

8. How do they comfort each other?

Starscream sits on Skyquake’s lap for comfort and Skyquake, a big teddy bear he is, cuddles and pets him until he feels better. sometimes he gets Scream a drink.

however, Starscream isn’t one to comfort, or more like, the way he comforts Skyquake is not so intimate. plus, Skyquake doesn’t like to show that he’s stressed out to just about anyone. he drowns his troubles by drinking (which is not good) but at the very least Starscream listens to him while he drunkenly rambles about his problems, while quietly makes the bigger bot stop drinking.

9. Write a drabble (approx 300 words) of one of the following

or share a headcanon about the ship

again, bc drabble would take a long time

Starscream likes to gross Dreadwing out by kissing Skyquake in front of him. Dreadwing and Starscream hates each other so much, but Skyquake likes to point out that they have a lot in common, which makes things kind of awkward.