online-dating is to a con-artist what lego is to an architect.
baekhyun whizzed through the bustling notifications on his thirty-six profiles as if looking through the kid’s menu. eventually he made a decision out the twenty-three suitors that wanted to meet tonight following a sensitive formula --also known as, eenie meenie miney mo.
kim seohyun. suitor for his Cute Shy Boy trope profile. baekhyun closed his eyes in bliss; that was one of his favourites. good things really do always happen to bad people.
[inbox msg from: park minsoo] sure ^^ c u tonite
at the kamong down the street!!
[inbox] ㅋㅋㅋ cant wait 2 meet u!
baekhyun arrived at the date in costume --a polo shirt and fluffed up hair, and, a little late, because he had spent too long staring at himself in the mirror again.
not his fault. that was Very Necessary for today’s job.
he looked around to find his date, eyes landing on a fidgeting, awkward girl with an even more awkward low-cut, who, unfortunately, fit the description perfectly. these types are always such a bore to deal with… he huffed. well, at least she has a pretty face? it’s a good thing baekhyun can see the good side of even the dreariest of situations.
he walks over and greets the girl with his Signature Byun Smile –the one that is so charming it should count as charity whenever he flashes it. as he settles down, he twitters in a bright tone, “Hi! I’m---”
fuck, what was the fake name this time?
“I’m.. uh, heh-- sorry, a bit nervous--” he giggled, “I’m...Minwoo.” or at least i hope to fuck i am.