#xretiredcommanderx

[badassitron]

“Uh, yeah! Obviously! Glad you remember. Saves me from having to explain it again.” B is sufficiently distracted by this. You are the sweetest enormous femme B has ever met, Magnus.

[notafraid-ofyou]

She's eyeing the very large jar of pickles.

"If you get sick, I'm not fixing you again."

[tiris]

⚔️ || @xretiredcommanderx. — ( liked to meet the peacehunter. )

oh  no.     oh  no,  he knows an enforcer when he sees one.     orion squeaks & skitters backwards until a wall meets his back,  ouch,  who put this damn thing here——?

"  oh gosh,  i—— gosh.     what,  did d finally  get  sick  of me  or something?  "     he manages to joke alongside a fretful little bob of his helm.     "  it ... look,  it was only a few old data chips,  i swear !     i promise i was gonna  put  them  back  after i looked at them,  but these guys chased me out of the archives before i could——!  "

[iaconsavior]

"There you go, big guy. On the house!" Yep. He's just holding out a pre autographed card of himself

[cliff-and-the-kid]

"I thought I should let you know I've been doing my best to give you a break..." She's been bothering a Prime instead.

Cliff squints. "Why do I sense a 'but' coming?"

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

Ultra Magnus looked Death in the eye and decided pulling a 'I am no man' move was best.

Checkmate to you, ma'am. It honestly didn't expect someone to match it.

[autobotmedic]

@xretiredcommanderx magic call

"I'm going to hex you with exceptionally painful indigestion if you continue to try to consume things like human desserts that will inevitably have to be manually cleaned out of your systems later."

[tunerstunes]

@xretiredcommanderx

"Oh yes, Apologies for Izzy, I was in the middle of actually making a Cake for you, per a particular request from Mirage."