Feb 4, 2017
“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”
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“M’kay, just make sure you wear gloves because human mouths are gross bacteria farms waiting to infect your knuckles.”
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“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”
brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme
“M’kay, just make sure you wear gloves because human mouths are gross bacteria farms waiting to infect your knuckles.”
recruitedbyhydra
“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he...
Sammy: Or save your knuckles and kick him the balls. More satisfying, less germy.
@agentharrisonofshield
“Or that.”
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Conversations with the muse
“Dean if you try and happen to survive I will murder you myself.”
“Sam beat you to that threat with almost the exact same wording.”
@agentharrisonofshield @recruitedbyhydra
you two are in so much trouble for wrecking my office.
“shit, you’re hot” (drunk Vivian?)
send “shit, you’re hot” for my muse reacting to overhearing yours accidentally saying that out loud!
“Vivian, put the whiskey down and wobble away slowly. You’re drunk enough to start flirting with me.”
“Don’t move.”
Possessive/Controlling Starters
He freezes mid-step, shoulders drawing up in apprehension at her words. “What is it now, Viv?” he hisses in the darkness, trying to refrain from rolling his eyes.
00:00:00 (for platonic soulmates with Vivian)
In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they'll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.
Everyone always talked about their romantic soulmates, your other half, but no one ever talked about people who had multiple timers on them. Dean was one of those people. He had one on his wrist, and one at the base of his neck. The one on his wrist had long since counted down, but the one on his neck was hot and he just knew it had reached zero.
With a young woman who was a fellow agent who had a saucy smile and a wicked gleam in her eye.
“You know, I think we’re going to be great friends. How about a beer?”
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What do you mean what the fuck is wrong with me?
I mean yes, there’s a list, but none of that list involves Vivian.