Peregrine’s bullshit lies, part 2!
I mean... It’s really not. You could say that Peregrine on his own is a plot twist (though I can’t agree with it entirely). But the fact that there is some connection between Jacob, the Cursed Vaults, and R was always pretty obvious.
To be completely honest, he doesn’t look like either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not gonna lie, this is a really funny line in the light of Corey’s previous one.
Oh, look at that! Peregrine is doing exactly what I said he’d be doing: presenting R as the underdog. Because he knows MC has a soft spot for underdogs.
Hey, wanker. You’ve just told me in the previous part that you were trying to save Jacob. You obviously failed. How the fuck you can even hope to make any difference... wherever?
It physically pains me that we can’t call him out on how fucking stupid his every word is. How he contradicts himself. I want to mock him to the point when he breaks and shows his true face.
Alright, Corey. Listen. You have A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM of latching onto like... almost everyone you meet. You need help.
Uhm, actually, most things I know about R come from:
Jacob’s old notebooks and letters,
Seriously, Peregrine. Is there a lot more bullshit in you? Because it’s getting messy here.
Also, speaking of Duncan... Can we talk about him? Y’know, he was Jacob’s friend. He died because R made him brew an extra explosive Erumpent Potion, and it went really bad. Care to comment on that, hm?
What kind of a leader are you if you’re subordinates do whatever the fuck they want? Could it be that you're secretly... perfectly fine with kidnapping teenagers? 😲
And I’m sickened by you. Once again, I hope you’ll suffer when you’re dying. And I really hope it’s Patricia who kills you.
Look, I know I should hate him for being a shitty parent and a shitty person. And I do. But the main reason I hate him is because he talks shit about Rakepick.
And then: there’s Verucca, apparently. But hey! “The exception proves the rule” or something... right?
First of all, I’m extremely happy to disappoint you. Secondly, thank you for confirming that you were watching MC closely all that time, yet it didn’t occur to you to maybe comfort them after Rowan’s death or something.
Why not? Maybe I want to become the youngest professor at Hogwarts, and therefore fulfil the dream of my best friend, Rowan. Y’know, the same one who was killed (and you definitely had absolutely nothing to do with it).
