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"I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke." --Perd Hapley

#parks and rec #perd Hapley #ya herd #with perd

It's so funny how since I got a normal life back nobody knows who I am anymore hahah

#spiritual evolution #goddess #ya herd

Question

If I get a milkshake...

will it bring the boys to my yard?

#personal #me #hope #ya herd

I put the "fun" in funeral: my plans for my Big Day Out

So these bank people called asking me about life insurance and I got confused and terrified by the suggestions they were making ("oh, it's nothing, it's just in case you get in a terrible accident or get a terminal illness or die or something") and then this happened at dinner with my parents.

What I'll be wearing: Gothic Lolita, top to toe. Get my hair right please, ma. What everyone else wears: Sparkles and colours would be nice. But y'all be comfy as fuck, please. Daddy, I give you permission to wear your jeans and Vans if you want to. Buried or cremated: Throw me into the ocean and hire a skilled archer to throw three burning arrows onto my coffin. (If not, just ... just cremate me normally w/e). But the arrows are appreciated. And now, the most important part - the playlist:

Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas

Hedwig's Theme - John Williams

Layla (acoustic) - Eric Clapton

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton

Layla - Derek and the Dominos

... and to finish off, as those arrows are thrown, Highway to Hell would be blaring out of the speakers. That would be fucking fantastic. Thank you.

As I was discussing this with my parents, I finished off my grand plans with a big smile and a "I'm so excited!". Parents seemed envious and nonplussed at the idea that I was so pumped for this. /shrug.

#funeral #for my parents #for the world #thanks #ya herd #playlist #music #last will and testament #RIP self #ok #remember #important

Hey UH to the person who keeps sending me really disturbing sexual anons (I've gotten several in the past few months and I feel as if it's the same person) I would really appreciate if you would fucking stop because it isn't flattering it's just really creepy and I don't wanna keep sharing my life on here if that's going to keep happening

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