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[drtanner-dickery]

writingcyan replied to your post: Now that everyone’s stuck at home all the time and...

Running past their houses very early in the morning to set off their motion-sensor lights and make their dogs bark. Putting up Halloween decorations outside the house. Sneaking into their gardens and planting catnip so cats will poop in their flowers. Learning a new, loud instrument - trompet, drums or violin are good options. If you have a dog, group howling (also a nice bonding activity).

sharktoraptor replied to your post: Now that everyone’s stuck at home all the time and...

Put up posters around the building saying that new research finds smoking dramatically increases your risk of contracting corona, social distancing or not. Blatantly false but what are the odds of them fact checking?

yahyahwhat replied to your post: Now that everyone’s stuck at home all the time and...

   Listen to erotic novels on tape at 100% volume at 7Am   

yahyahwhat replied to your post: Now that everyone’s stuck at home all the time and...

Start a yard project and hammer stuff . Throw food in their yard so they get bird swarms   

You people are animals and I love every one of you.

That yard project is especially tempting given that the other thing I hate about this neighbourhood is the constant fucking hammering. Someone is always fucking hammering something in this fucking place.

Might as well be me!

[swingsetindecember]

Hi there!! I just found your blog and I love it. I was wondering how long have you been writing? Are you a professional cuz you totes should be

i am a professional engineer. i write standard operating procedures and reports all the time. i started writing when i was four and my short story was about a jell-o that came to life and was terrorizing my town. i started writing fanfic in high school and god, a lot was cringe worthy. i am notoriously bad at finishing stories, my hat is off to those who write epic long fics. i think my longest fic was 8k. and it is always pg or g rated. like just hijinks. tho i have collaborated with other very talented people and you can tell what parts are mine because it is all about the hijinks and soft feels. 

so thank you! man, i wish i could be a professional writer, if anything someone please hire me in their writer room, i will make things 100x less angsty and 100x more hilariously romantic 

[rabbitinthemeadow]

I love the title of your series, a thunderous clatter of essence. Is that a quote, or is it yours?? It's so great!

Thank you! That one’s mine. The place I was taking photos in for that series was right up next to that waterfall pictured in some of the pictures, which was very tumultuous with all the snow melt swelling the brook and stream, so there was this ever-present roar despite how alone I was in the woods, and it made me feel like it parodied the vigor with which the greenery was springing back to life in the spring warmth and wetness.

[korrasamifanzine]

Hi there! Youre doing great stiff, thank you for organizing this!! I just bought mine 😀 I was wondering how you got into doing fanzines, and how did you find/organize the artists and then publish it? Thanks!

Hi! Thank you so much for the support!!I’ve been buying zines for a while now and earlier this year I wanted to buy a specific zine that didn’t exist so I decided to just make it myself lol. I didn’t really know what I was doing for the first one but I did know for this one which made it a lot easier.

For this zine, I opened up applications for two weeks where artists sent in their portfolios and from there I picked 30 artists. Then they had about 2 months to do their pieces using a template I made for the printing company I like to use. Once I received all of the pieces, I put it all together into the pdf and sent it to the company! 

Hosting zines is definitely a lot of work, but it’s actually an easier process than you’d expect it to be and I rly rly love it so that helps!

[alicentsgf]

Your blog though!!!! Hot fresh takes I love it!! I'm sitting in my room dying laughing. Truth, justice and the gott-dang sassy way. Just wanted to drop by and say I apprecaites ya'

mate am genuinely just here for a laff

[watertfplant]

HOW DARE YOU. Be so neat at art, wow!!! I love your sryle!!! So cooooool Howdareyou

HHHH I’m… sorry u////u… Thank you so much, honestly :_)

[portraitoftheoddity]

Have you seen the venture bros? It is a masterpiece. Each character soooo good

It’s been yeeeeeeeeeears since I’ve seen it. I remember liking Doctor Girlfriend and also the henchman guy?

[adieu-shitty]

Hello! I love your blog and the name. Very clever, it makes me smile when I see you on my dash. I also love my dog Hobbes. So there ya go

Damn, that’s some nice shit you just told me there. Thank you for this, and I wish you and your dog well. <3