Ultimate Ship Meme (KakaYama)
I realised that i need more post-canon KY in my life now. Bc they are still my the one the true. Headcanons detected!
General:
Rate the Ship - eternal 10 of 10
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Until the end and after it..
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took them many years to realise it, but I think the loved each other since the beginning. Their lifestyle didn't let them fall into that feeling. They met when they were kids, and they met again, and again during their life. And they were the same and not the same.. Kakshi was the first, who felt it, bc he was the first who initiate sexual contact..
How was their first kiss? - Tenzou was 17, Kakashi was 21. It was lowly and without tongue, and it happened so naturally..
Wedding: nope
Who proposed? -
Children: no
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Kakashi. Well, when Yamato returns from his observation post, he is too tired to do anything.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither of them
Who does the grocery shopping? - Kakashi. Again, he lives in the village while Yamato lives in the forest near Orochimaru’s hideout.
How often do they bake desserts? - Probably they never does. Kakashi is not a fan of sweets and it tooks so much time!
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both!
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - They do not particularly note and celebrate “how old” their relationships are))
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Yamato suggests if he doesnt’t feel too tired. He misses Konoha a little.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither of them. They are cautious.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Kakashi. Bc he lives alone, while Yamato stays at his duty.
Who is really against chores? - He is x))))) But he rarely has to clean the house, they doesn’t have too much things and Kakashi is neat.
Who cleans up after the pets? - They don’t have any. Kakashi’s dogs aren’t actually a pets and don’t cause mess.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither of them.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither of them.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kakashi.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Yamato. You know? HOT WATER. When you live a Spartan lifestyle in the forest for a long time, it becomes a true blessing.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - I don’t know if they have time and desire.
What are their goals for the relationship? - They just.. want to make up leeway. They officially started their relationships late.. Both were over 30. Yes, it doesn’t seems like ‘late’ but Yamato.. well.. wouldn’t live long. That’s a sad truth.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - They used to wake up until dawn. But when Yamato at home, they can wallow in the bad for a long time.
Who plays the most pranks? - Yamato. He misses Kakashi too much for staying calm near him x)
Sex:
Who is on top? - They switches
Who is the one to instigate things? - Either of them.
How healthy is their sex life? - Long partings bc of (Yamato’s) work has a positive effect. They pounce on each other when they meet.
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - You didn’t expect it but sometimes they do light bdsm practice. dom!Yamato
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Pre- and postcoital caress can take a lot of time, but the process, I mean penetration sex.. well, I don’t think it takes hours, haha, they both are actually under 50 in post-canon, it affects a little :’ )
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I think so, but usually they don’t come at the same time
How rough are they in bed? - Depends on mood
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - A lot. Kakashi almost dying when they reunite
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory (not in public too)
