am wondering!! any valentines plans with the guys?
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
While boys don't really like Valentine's days (too salty from being miserable and single for way too long), I think, with Yakko around, they'd find new ways to enjoy the day!!
Yakko is not big on this particular festivity either (he's kinda aromantic and whatnot) (baby, what IS love?), but he really loves cooking and baking! Given he really struggles to show his appreciation unless prompted to, any excuse is good enough for him to prepare something tasty for the people he most cares about the most. That's his love language... Acts of service cooking.
He bakes cookies and makes homemade chocolates with funny molds, such as stars, cute animals or flowers ^^ but also little dicks. That's what they're getting if they piss him off. Karamatsu got the Ds this year.
In any case, all six get a cute little bag of chocolates in any variety of shapes every time, anything but hearts though... Except for a select few individuals who DO get little hearts!!!!!
Osomatsu was the first to get hearts. He's been getting hearts from Yakko for a few years now, but thinks absolutely nothing of it because he somehow believes it's just a friendly gesture from him (they're stuck on situationship hell for a million years).
This year is no different. Yakko, painfully unsubtle of his preferences, seeks his depressed ass out to give him his respective bag of homemade chocolates, which he happily devours without thinking too much about it at all. Somehow, despite receiving chocos from him every year since he came back to town, it still surprises him to get any at all! That's probably because Yakko gives everybody their gifts before going to him.
Since neither are the romantic/cheesy type, they don't do much else other than hang out or go out to drink, usually in group with the rest of the brothers.
In general, Yakko doesn't do anything over the top, he much prefers to spend the day with his bros and have a chaotic sleepover at the end of the day.
Choromatsu is (canonically) the only other person who gets heart chocos, a more recent development in their relationship may I add, and he does NOT missing the signs. In fact, Choro might be getting too many signs. The guy is a bit delusional. So he interprets most of everything Yakko does for him as romantic, even when he's just being friendly... It's an issue. This time, however, he's correct to assume Yakko wants his company!
He actually cares a LOT for dates and cheesy gestures, and is not above whining and begging and dragging Yakko (he lets him) around town to have some time of their own. Others may or may not try to tag along, out of sheer pettiness, but it's usually allowed because they just do otaku shit together or go to a Nyaa-chan concert (that woman is capitalizing on her fans' loliness on valentine's day and honestly. More power to her. Nyaa-chan knows exactly who she is her target audience LMAO).
More special than the day itself, are the days before... Because he's (just slightly) more prepared and reliable, Choromatsu gets to go shopping with Yakko to get the ingredients, and, the exact day before, he has Osomatsu come over to his shitty little apartment to bake and prepare the chocos for everybody...
Boy, that man is a COMPLETE MESS of himself and the kitchen, and needs to be watched over like a child, but Yakko doesn't mind at all, it's quality time! Oso wasn't very enthusiastic about it at first, but now it's something he looks forward to every year.
This way, he evenly spends his time with both Oso and Choro, even when it's not really possible on Valentine's day itself... Smart guy.
For the polymatsu route, he'd instead make a giant bag of sweets and homemade goods, as well as plenty heart chocos, for the guys to share. The first time he ever did that, the poor guy got hunted for sport next White Day. Something, something, they wanted to "properly repay his generosity". It was complete chaos. 34 hurt, 12 dead.
Nowadays, I think they'd go out and have a cute little picnic together to celebrate... With food everybody helped prepare the previous day! Two full days of Yakko's undivided attention... It might be heaven for the polymatsu crew.
Everybody else in the canon story gets situationship hell forever.
A lil drawing featuring the high school sweethearts, Oso and Yakko! Karamatsu is also there.
Back in high school, Yakko was most close to Karamatsu and Osomatsu. One more than the other, evidently... That's right. He had strong, genuine connection with Karamatsu!
They could rely on each other for company and support. It was actually pretty sweet! But the eldest's relentless advances towards him + Yakko's inability to say no made Karamatsu lose hope that they'd ever get any closer than they were, so he, slowly but surely, gave up on him...
He stopped getting in Osomatsu's way. That ultimately allowed the incident to happen.
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Uwawawawah I can't believe I forgot about the boys' birthday! Made this while I plan out the actual birthday drawing. Gonna be fashionably late, but I will do it, no matter how long it takes me!!!
I will also finish this drawing after that... I wanna color it and stuff. It's meant to be a picture so I wanna add a polaroid frame, too... It turned out really cute and I'm happy I made it.
"Nee, Yakko-chan. Do this thing with me. It's gonna be really funny. Plus the others are gonna be so jealous! Come on! Let's do it!"
"What? Don't be such a fucking killjoy. I said, let's do it! Let's do it now! Yakko-chan! Come the fuck on!"
"You know I don't like to do things by force, but you're being such a stubborn asshole again... Okay, fuck, you're asking for it. Lemme just...!"
Yakko don't be an absolute doormat for Osomatsu challenge (impossible)
Ichimatsu helped him take the pictures. He, too, likes to see Yakko suffer.
Template + artist's commentary under da cut!
Have this template! Matsubook. I had to make it for my own art, so might as well share it and let others use it lololol I kinda forgor to put my name on it, but it's 4 am and I'm too lazy to fix that. If u use it, tag me so I can see what you made!
This is the original btw!
This whole thing took like a solid 4 hours. Not too bad! I really need to learn anatomy, but it came out good enough for me. If anything, I'm glad that I finished it at all.
I had a lot of fun making this, but, well. It's 4 AM. Perchance. I let my artistic endeavours consume me, and it is far past my bedtime. I'm going to collapse at any moment, but it was worth it! I really need to Yakkopost more.
Did you see the hidden 6 7 btw. Did you see it. Does it make you upset. Does it make you want to hurt me.
I'm cooking up some genderbent age gap high school dubcon Osokko but have this shitpost in the meantime
This is the first time I've ever drawn Yakko digitally, and he looks so fucking miserable and scared LMAO poor guy can't catch a break
You can tell Osoko is essentially an edit of an official high school Oso png (still turned out really cool. If I can say so myself), and Yakko is his own thing with more inconsist and flowy lines, both because there's no Official Yakko high school png to trace, but also because I started to get the hang of drawing with pressure-sensitivy on and without the stabilizer at 1000000 after I had already finished Oso lmao
Basically I'm gonna post this again tomorrow but fully colored + info about da concept + one small comic, and later one small animatic with the audio that inspired the whole thing. I really need to get my ass on making MORE art about Yakko I love that guy. I made him up in my head and I put in shitty situations for no real reason, it's really entertaining
How do people draw every day with insane quality, just this shit (unfinished) already took me like more than four hours between yesterday and today
Totally useful chart of Yakko-chan's expressions!!!
Excuse him. He's not very expressive at all.
And stuff about his past and relationship with the sextuplets below!!
Being around Oso does weird things to Yakko.
I previously talked about his past/timeline in general, and how he met the brothers and whatnot in this post… But I'mma elaborate here anyways.
Yakko is an immigrant. The vast majority of his family (that he doesn't even know personally) is in an entirely different country. Dad is out of the picture, so he, his mommy and grandpa ran away to Japan in hopes of getting a better life.
Grandpa promptly died RIP. Mom's still alive, but she's an asshole, so they're not in speaking terms or see each other anymore. In short, Yakko's relationship with his family has been almost completely severed at this point. And I say almost because, well, he can't really change how he looks. Those tall ears on top of his head will stay there until he dies. This is metaphor for something, but I don't know what…
As a result, his relationship with the boys has always been familial to some extent. Matsuzo and Matsuyo practically adopted him and treated him like one of his own and gave him somewhat of a proper childhood after he became the brothers' best friend.
The sextuplets, to Yakko, are all like older brothers... But it's not platonic at all. The feelings got weird and twisted at some point (most likely high school, when lots of bad things happened). Boys will be boys, right? Can't tell romantic feelings from platonic ones at all.
In the present, the sextuplets all look up to him, because he has a job and is actually reliable. They put him on a pedestal, and yet, somehow, at the same time, these bastards feel entitled to his time, attention and bedy, and don't really care about how he feels at all. If Yakko is around to help, that means they don't have to think at all, and, boy, do they like that.
This is mostly because Yakko struggles to set and maintain boundaries (instead he bottles everything up until he explodes and inevitably hurts somebody), but it doesn't help that he can't really emote. His face doesn't give away what he's thinking or how he feels at any given time, unless he's possessed by the WRATH OF GOD and you will all soon meet your demise, or he's feeling the hots for someone (which is the only type of attraction he can feel btw).
As a result, the sextuplets, a bunch of autistic, clueless dumbasses, often mistake his lack of reaction for acceptance or indifference. Bro is expresionless, not emotionless. It's a huge hassle to just go up to him and ask, huh? He's actually quite transparent, the only condition is that you have to ask. He will rarely admit things himself.
And don't get me wrong, their friendship isn't 100% toxic. Their friendship is symbiotic, domestic and mutually obsessive. It's great stuff when they do treat him like a human being instead of a machine. The boys offer the comfort and support he doesn't get from his actual family, and that's all that Yakko needs, really. It's a beautiful, strange polycule (except they're not dating each other yet and the sextuplets just have to get on their knees and pray that Yakko won't find anymore else and abandon them again).
They still get demolished by him from time to time. I haven't decided if heat/rut is a thing for Yakko, but he does fuck the NEETs as much as he fucks them up by beating them within an inch of their lives. Bro loves to throw a punch when you least expect it. He's physically abusive with uncontrollable anger issues (it's not that serious until it is. cartoon violence with consequences). And to that, the NEETs are like "okay fair" and learnt to live with it. even though, if someone outside their circle saw Yakko in one of his little episodes, it would most definitely land him in jail for assault. He's just like his father-- Huh? Yakko, what are you doing? Hey, hey! Back off! GeT AWAY FROM ME! STOP--
local man found dead by shit-talking his own oc
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As for his relationship with each one of them:
Osomatsu: Yakko's natural predator. The most toxic yaoi by far.
Yakko is Oso's best friend and drinking buddy, because drinking with the person that raped you when you were drunk is an great idea! It's TOTALLY not gonna happen again! (and it hasn't happened yet, but, believe me, Oso is just playing the long game. He's trying to "romance him" first, but, if the chance presents itself, he's not gonna hesitate.)
already posted this drawing but it's perfect for this segment.
Btw he is an alcoholic because Oso got him into drinking as a minor. More about that on that post I mentioned on the beginning.
It's all fine and dandy as long as there's AT LEAST one other person in the room, or they're in a busy bar with tons of people around. Still, these two are alone more times than Yakko can avoid. Or, sometimes, he CAN avoid it, he just doesn't.
As a result, he frequently gets molested by him, both when he's sober and when he's piss drunk, in varying ways. He straight up shoves his hands under Yakko's pants or shirt to touch him directly, bro is NOT playing around. 13993038028309203 kisses stolen. But that's okay because they're friends and friends do that to each other. It's okay if he does it. What if it's love actually (it isn't. these bitches codependent af).
Oso definitely gets his ass kicked the most brutally by him as well, and he's the only one that fights back. Still, he has gotten broken noses, black eyes, and even a broken leg once from Yakko.
This man, and this man alone, has the capacity to make Yakko show actual emotion on his face. He either makes him miserable or ungodly furious, and he loves that shit. He proudly takes the abuse and sees it as some sort of love confession because that's the only time Yakko shows his "true colors". I won't say he's a masochist, but, yeah, he kind of is, only for him.
He's also the one most actively pursuing Yakko in a romatic way, seeking to get into a proper relationship with him and/or babytrap him. Bro won't stop bringing up their "past" together no matter how uncomfortable that makes him. Yakko denies everything and no one believes something actually happened between them, but it did. it most certainly did. I think it actually hurts more than no one believes him. It really is like nothing ever happened, huh? It's not a big deal. Yakko is just worrying over nothing. again.
Oso is the one Yakko goes to when he feels scared or too anxious. They cuddle and are affectionate sometimes. It's like a reflex from high school; Yakko might be big and strong now, but he, unconsciously, still believes that Oso has his best interest at heart, and trusts him way more than he should. He is not exactly subtle about his preference towards Oso, and nobody understands their relationship.
Nobody understands Yakko like Oso does, and vice versa. They try to be better for each other and grow together, but their vices are too much sometimes. Oso keeps smoking despite Yakko's hatred for smokers and his repeated threats of violence about it, and yet he stays by his side even when he does smoke because, secretly, he finds the aroma nostalgic.
Karamatsu: not that creepy towards Yakko but still not good.
He didn't have the balls to confess his love in high school, and he doesn't have them now either LMAO, but he does work hard to keep Yakko's eyes on him whatever way he can. Still, he insists on a friendship instead of a romance because he knows Oso and Choro are after him and has already resignated himself to being a cuck forever.
Still, if he has the chance, he WILL steal panties from him. And gracefully return them when he thinks nobody will notice. Yakko certainly doesn't.
They're fairly close, and he appreciates his strange sense of style and even takes fashion advice from him sometimes (bad). Since he's the only one not suffering because of his wardrobe, sometimes Kara puts on a little fashion shows just for him. It's a fun time.
He gets beaten up by Yakko the least, but he has caught a punch or two by being in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Despite this, Karamatsu forgives easily and makes up excuses for him, and continues trying to be friends as enthusiastically as before.
Choromatsu: shit's complicated.
Choromatsu is the, canonically, the only other brother pursuing Yakko romantically. He's very delusional about it and believes they're super best friends who will eventually fall in love and make a lot of babies.
Back in high school, they had a huge fight over something stupid, and practically stopped being friends after that, but, now that he's back, Choro is back to being affectionate, clingy, and eager to spend time together. Adult Choro has no memory of ever being in bad terms with Yakko, but Yakko sure as fuck remembers it. Nothing happened back then, huh? Was high school even real? Yakko feels a little insane about his past, or, seemingly, lack thereof. Nothing bad happened, he's just being paranoid for no reason.
For a while he was wary, but he was rather quick to himself to this dynamic they now have, and indulges Choro a lot on his bullshit. He even lets him drag his ass to Nyaa-chan concerts (certainly an adquired taste for him) and does all sort of otaku shit with him (he doesn't look much like it, but Yakko IS a bit of an otaku himself).
They get along really well, but, if Yakko is too drunk (which he is likely to be, being an alcoholic and whatnot), Choro might fall into temptation and grope him a little bit. As a treat. Gotta enjoy those boobies before Yakko gets rid of 'em. He's his future husband, so it's fine, right? He's come (close to stealing kisses, but it's too much for him! So lewd! How could he ever?). He does take inappropriate photos every chance he has though. he needs fap material every so often
Bro absolutely HATES IT when Oso hangs out with Yakko. Not because he recognizes that his brother is an active risk to Yakko's safety, but because he's plainly jealous, and doesn't want to share him with anyone. In an ideal universe, Oso and Choro are both fucking each other and also fucking Yakko. It's a true love triangle.
made the perfect drawing for this yesterday
Yakko doesn't really. He can't, uhm. He doesn't feel love as such, he just kinda goes along with him because, well, he's nice to be around. Usually. and they can talk about degenerate stuff together. And he also bosses him around which he loves because then he can just follow orders and not think. He doesn't necessarily enjoy the attention, but he gives structure to his life, so he can handle it from time to time.
He doesn't beat him as often, but it does happen. Yakko actually listens to him when he tells him to stop, so it usually doesn't escalate much.
Ichimatsu: he stabbed ichimatsu once. he came on the spot. there was more cum than blood at the scene.
Since then, Ichi is, secretly, with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, lovesick. Yakko doesn't know how to feel about that.
Other than that, he's the one he goes to when he needs to destress after work or just had a bad day in general. They hang out in the evenings, and stay in total silence like a pair of weirdos, or Yakko listens to Ichi talk about whatever (cat food manufacturing).
They do this until they fall sleep together on the living room floor, and, sometimes, form the elusive cat tower position (ichimatsu sleeping on top of Yakko with ESP-kitty sleeping on top of him). Yakko doesn't know it happens, he sleeps too deeply…
This is why he doesn't remember getting occasionally raped by Ichi when he falls asleep first (silly sleepover prank to play on your friends! inseminate them without their knowledge or consent). Ichi can't figure out why he's not pregnant yet (bro doesn't know about the IUD). He's annoying on purpose to get beaten up by him
In general, their relationship is wholesome until it's not. They talk a lot and cuddle and gush over cats together, but he's is an even bigger creep to Yakko than Oso is. He does yandere-y antics like stealing shit and doesn't hesitate to take what he wants (as long as he can make sure Yakko won't know or find out). He doesn't try to romance him as such though. Ichi's resignated to never dating him (or anyone else for that matter) because he's a piece a shit and doesn't deserve to be loved by anyone.
Somehow, Yakko is more accepting of Ichi's creepiness than Oso's. He keeps having these strange wet dreams where they fuck (yes, dreams. of course. keep telling yourself that) and it's making him fond of him, but. aromantic and all that. He won't start anything either.
Jyushimatsu: fuck buddies, to everybody's dismay.
How could this possibly happen?! He asked. He just asked, you stupid, useless NEETs!
Before getting rejected by Homura, their relationship was fairly normal and wholesome. They often went out to run and exercise together and went out to eat ice cream, and Yakko really enjoyed how silly he was.
After he was rejected, he got depressed and clung to Yakko for support. Aside from Totoko, he was the only other positive female model in his life (this shit goes so far back Yakko hadn't actually transitioned yet), so he became clingy, touchy and needy with him and wouldn't leave his side. Seeing him so down in the dumps was so disheartening to witness that Yakko eventually came up with a way to cheer him up for good: a blowjob. In a totally platonic way, of course.
It worked, but it also opened pandora's box and things were never the same again between them, which wasn't necessarily a bad thing at all.
Jyushi needs relief all too often, and Yakko doesn't mind helping out with that (bored/indifferent sex extravanganza. it really turns him on that Yakko seemingly doesn't give a fuck about being fucked).
Otherwise, they're generally wholesome and very good friends. They still do everything they did before they started fucking, but now Yakko engages more actively with his interests (and vice versa).
They play baseball together sometimes. He gets fucked out of his emotionless mask every time because Jyushi really likes how he looks in the uniform. So they don't really play much at all, but the intent is what matters.
Probably the only consensual, happy relationship Yakko has. They genuinely enjoy each other's company and he is the only one Yakko wags his tail for. Just a couple wags though. Their relationship isn't public as should, they just sorta don't mention it, but aren't shy to answer about it when asked. Oso found out because he found them fucking on the futon everybody sleeps on. I haven't decided if the others know yet.
Jyushi does get beat up by him unfortunatelly. But it's less severe than anyone else because he's just annoying and a nuisance when Yakko already feels overwhelmed. Jyushi keeps making Yakko promise that he won't do it again, but it never seems to work.
Todomatsu: not nearly as close as they could be because Totty is a tsundere.
Todomatsu resents Yakko because, back in high school, he used to baby him, and take him everywhere, and share his papaya with him at lunch, and defend him from bullies. Now HE bullies him. Hmph! How dares he.
Instead of talking it out like good pals, Todo is generally tsundere and mean about it. But he wants his attention so bad. They could be great together...
When they do hang out, which is rare enough, they usually go to mall and window shop the whole time because Totty is broke and he hasn't raised Yakko's affection meter enough to earn gifts privileges (Choro has those btw). They also go out to have coffee sometimes, but their relationship has remained somewhat superficial despite Todo's efforts.
Yakko felt strongly about him when they were teens because they both suffered from lagged growth and were roughly the same tiny height, and they really bonded over that. Instead of being his oniichan, Totty was his adorable otouto, and he loved to take care of him, but then he turned out to be somewhat of a pompous ass as an adult, and Yakko doesn't really dig the vibes, even though he does like being around him sometimes. He does let him do his make-up, or paint his nails, and accepts fashion advices from Totty though, it's a good bonding activity for them.
I think he just gets a slap or two (tatequieto) when he's being too annoying, because, otherwise, he ugly cries and makes Yakko feel bad about being an abusive piece of shit. He also sometimes get manhandled purely out of cuteness aggression, which he doesn't like either, but at least it's not with the intention of hurting him.
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Yakko is loyal to them to the point it's harmful to himself and others. Why is that? Why does an abused dog still love its owner? Why does it stay, even if it hurts?
The truth is that Yakko is, fundamentally and essentially, an animal walking on two legs, masquerading humanity. He gets a lot wrong about what means it to be human, nothing comes naturally to him, and he's blind in his trusts for those that he loves. Even after getting hurt, again and again, he will stay put and take it, forget and forgive, because he already swore loyalty, they're best friends, they're family, they're everything he has left, and there's no taking that back.
If he doesn't have them, he has nothing. He would be completely alone in the world (false), and he doesn't want that to happen again, so he endures, ignores and accepts.
He had a shitty time awat from everybody in college, became deadly sick with nostalgia and made the imprudent, senseless decision to come back to a tiny town in the middle of Tokyo just for the memory of a time that didn't seem as shitty as the present (but it was shitty. it was probably shittier than the present).
And he was received with open arms, enthusiasm, love and companionship. The sextuplets missed him, it felt as if they had lost something important when he left, so they wholeheartedly wanted him back in their life, to never, ever separate from each other ever again.
However bad they are, it doesn't matter. As long as they put up with him, as long as they still want him, Yakko will stay. Because that's what it means to love someone. according to him.
I know some people HC the ponymatsu sextuplets to have no cutie marks at all. Sure, it makes sense because they're NEETs, aimless and without ambitions in life, but... I don't know about that. I have thoughts about this.
I'm no horse scientist, but I've watched MLP sporadically throughout the years, and that's enough for me to conclude that cutie marks represent things a person is passionate about (confidently wrong. But this is my own shitty interpretation), which, yes, can translate into a job they're gonna have, but it's not necessarily all about that.
I mean. Just think about Wow Nelly. That horse has a cutie mark with her own face on it, for much better, healthier reasons than Karamatsu's cutie mark that is also. uhm. His own handsome face. Unoriginal, but fitting for a narcissist, hm?
Another relatively obvious one is Ichimatsu's. He ADORES cats. He is *prepares to relate two fictional characters that have absolutely nothing to do with one other* like Fluttershy. Yes. in the sense that he prioritizes animals over people, to an unhealthy degree, but still. He is shown going out of his way to take care of strays in dirty alleyways in the series. I'm slapping a cat/animal related cutie mark on his ass and calling it a day.
And Jyushimatsu 100% has a baseball cutie mark. Look into my beautiful eyes and tell me that's not right. He LOVES baseball. He plays that sport and practices often. THAT is his passion and it is accurately portrayed on his left ass cheek.
As for the rest. Idk. They're blank flanks (derogatory).
Osomatsu doesn't have one. He isn't really passionate about anything other than suspicious apple cyder and porn magazines. If he WAS to get a cutie mark, I think it'd be about his family, his brothers, the love he feels for them, no matter how misguided.
On the other hand, Choromatsu IS a very passionate idol otaku, and that is a valid hobby to have, I think he does it mostly to fill the ever growing void in his chest. That is Not his life's passion. I actually have sources for this one, because, in the series, he is showed yearning and wishing to give his life more meaning (particularly, one episode in S3 is about that specifically) while doing absolutely no effort to engage in new interests or give anything out of his comfort zone a chance. He does NOT have a cutie mark yet.
Todomatsu is tough cookie. Would he have one? Why would he have? Totty is a little fancy, a bit snobby, and he makes himself out to enjoy the finer things in life, but... I think he's got a thing or two to learn about the magic of friendship. For now, the answer is no.
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That thing I said about cutiemarks being just about what you're passionate about and not what you're destined to be rings true with this AU's Yakko-chan!
Her cutie mark would be one about cooking, because that's what she's truly passionate about, despite her job as a news reporter.
so. i can tell you about my oc x canon, you say, my beloved @into-that-fandom? guess what. you took me out a of a month-long artist block and made me draw him. three times. for your viewing pleasure. Meet Yakko!
I worked on this for like 2 hours nonstop. i was locked the fuck in. It's 1 AM rn. I don't care it was WORTH IT. but what a WORKOUT holy shit
So, basically-- *dies from exhaustation*
bad, sleep deprived summary incoming.
boy tall as fuck
His name is Yakko. Just Yakko. No last name because his whole shtick is that he's the polar opposite to the sextuplets and. as a result of the bit. he refuses to use his family's last name. for plot reasons.
He's an overworked, inexpressive transmasc journalist. And also a wolfboything. A kemonomimi, if you will. He makes himself out to be an unfeeling, tough guy, but he actually really likes cutesy things and lolis and everything moe.
He used to be very moe himself. In high school, he was short, cute and mischievous.... And then he got SA'd by Oso. While they were drunk :] and somehow still decided that it was his own fault. so they kept on being friends after that :]
He had to leave Akatsuka to study in another prefecture. The light faded from his eyes entirely.... after college. Because college sucks. And so he, very nostalgia-pilled, came back for a round two with his favorite worst people in the whole world.
That's the thing with him, Yakko is loyal to a fault. However serious and stoic he might be, poor Yakko-chan is actually, mentally very fragile and suggestible. He's really just an oversized dog, so his relationship to the sextuplets is somewhat hound/handler-like, specially with Choromatsu, who feels most entitled to his attention for some reason (he's bossy and Yakko loves nothing more than to mindlessly follow orders). but in general they all take advantage of how socially inept and trusting he can be with them.
Of course, Yakko is not without malice, and sometimes abuses the shit out of them in return, because of his anger issues and animalistic instincts. it's just yaoi sexual abuse extravaganza out there.
i have more to say but. bye bye. i'm dying from sleepy. sorry if boring please ask questions if u want. go to bed now...