#yallin

[kayfabecrush]

All In Edit - Im Not Okay(I promise)

[goldenorbdesigns-blog]

🏞 #landscape #amazing #yallin #smithsbeach #smithsbeachresort #nature #manfrotto #landscapehunter #explore #naturelovers #naturelover #nature_seekers #westernaustralia #explore #hiking #adventure #nikon #wanderlust #waves #southwest #winter #explore #justanotherdayinwa✔️ (at Smiths Beach Resort)

[goldenorbdesigns-blog]

🏞 #landscape #amazing #yallin #smithsbeach #smithsbeachresort #nature #manfrotto #landscapehunter #explore #naturelovers #naturelover #nature_seekers #westernaustralia #explore #hiking #adventure #nikon #wanderlust #waves #southwest #winter #explore #justanotherdayinwa✔️ (at Smiths Beach Resort)

[thegrumpykestrel]

Ok, I just had one slightly whacked dream, but it makes a good yarn so I'm gonna tell.

It started off with my brother and I 'down back paddock' in the ute (truck for you americans) inspecting a fence, with my brother driving. Then out of nowhere, a taxi (Ford Falcon sedan used as a taxi) comes driving down the track along the fence. My brother and I have stopped by then and the taxi and its occupants, an overweight man and a slightly younger woman with short red hair, ask for a paperclip, but give no reasons. At first I respond with 'yeah sure, I grab you a paper clip', but very quickly my brother and I decide to make a getaway.

Next thing you know, with my brother driving and me in the back, we are in the middle of a relatively leisurely car chase down the nearest highway. The taxi eventually catches up to us and pulls alongside. The woman has the backdoor open, and reveals that she is handcuffed, and she needs the paperclip to pick them. She also reveals that they are being chased down by an old asian cleaning lady on a moped. 

So, I obviously give her the paperclip and she picks the lock on her cuffs and gives her thanks. Then, once again form nowhere, the asian cleaning lady appears from behind, and the taxi speeds off, with the moped in pursuit. 

I figure we better help the taxi, so take over driving from my brother (better at driving) and go 'yallin' (initiate a chase of some sort). However, what I didn't know they were racing taxis and mopeds, so they were now doing 300 kph down the road and very quickly were on the horizon.

So what do I do - I put the ute in 'Barista gear', which is some fucked up version of lightspeed that is very oddly named. We catch up (obviously) and the shear shock of our appearance causes the asian lady to quickly exclaim 'What the dickens!' before she necks herself by running into a fence at 300 kph. 

That woman and man in the taxi stop, as do we, and the woman and man basically say 'what the dickens' and then 'thanks' and we go on our merry separate ways 

I have no clue why this dream was like that, and I'm most likely missing a tonne of details, considering losing 90% of a dream is pretty common. 

[thegrumpykestrel]

This is the whole Yalan (still not sure how to spell it) thing, just for a bit of explanation. 

Yallin! (?)

[thegrumpykestrel]

Yallin...