Art for the Sickos

30. Indigenous. They/He Comissions Open formerly known as RiotGoblinWorkshop.

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[theorangepdf]

THERE IS STILL TIME giovanni's room, brokeback mountain, i saw the tv glow

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

For real

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

this is what its like to be a wrestling fan.

[survivingtheasylum]

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[kayfabecrush]

My current wrestling obsession

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[kayfabecrush]

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[rcedge]

It makes me feel insane that everyone likes darby he sucks so fucking muchj like independent of his being a piece of shit

[mjfass]

Will Ospreay is still kidnapped, by the way.

[mjfass]

Another reminder that Will Ospreay is still kidnapped.

[kayfabecrush]

No one help him... he's exactly where I want to be

[streetdogdoll]

Hey... you got anymore of the good stuff??

The good stuff:

I lost them unforch :((( have this doozy instead though!!

[kayfabecrush]

A moment of silence for our loss....

[kayfabecrush]

Hangman’s eyes blinked open, hazy at first. He couldn't remember much after taking a briefcase to the head. He grumbled to himself about how he would return the favor to Marina the next time he saw her. It was dark where he was, but the moonlight spilling in through broken windows dimly lit the cold warehouse enough for Hanger to see he was in an old rundown distillery.

He heard a quiet click, just in time to be blinded by a single spot light. He recognized the self-righteous chuckle immediately as a familiar frame emerged, silhouetted by the bright light.

“Look at you” Moxley mused “all served up to me on a silver platter”

[kayfabecrush]

Incase anyone was waiting... there a second chapter to this up

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71134176/chapters/221764741