horny for clowns, sakamoto?
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He leans back into his seat as that bomb of a question is dropped, more like outright suplexed into his soul. It erupts the hellish gauntlet of questionable memories throughout his mind. They were times and experiences that truly defines a man at his essence. What would he do upon the fine border of adversity and batshit wild… delights.
The way that Takemi announces it almost tempts him to cackle on the spot. Almost. If it wasn’t for the fact that everything laughter related boiled down into a cold hell of a time that reminds him of that night. Where honks and particular noises mingled in a way that reality itself didn’t intend for. “That.. That is one hell of a story. If I didn’t hate alcohol so effin’ much I’d probably want the crap right now.” Reaching up, the stress was written clear across his burning face as he helplessly brushes some fingers along his temple.
God. Even closing his damn eyes had him seeing it! That bulbous, bright red nose, a pristine and pretty clown smile– the way her face was contorted in delight as they gave the term ‘merry go round’ a whole new meaning. The dictionary (and bible for that matter) was screaming.
”I ain’t horny for no effin’ clowns. Let’s get that right, clear out the gates here! Ryuji Sakamoto does not do clowns!” Outside of that one time. Now it was perfectly fine to say he swears off of them! The internalized turmoil had his heart throwing a new riot as he could feel the edges of that insanity trying to creep back in. In short? Another day for a Phantom Thief, beyond wild conditions for a regular guy, so what does a middleman such as himself do concerning all this?
“You got one of the wildest damn stories outta me in a hot minute. Y’know I refused to get billed for this, right?”






