#yand.ere

[luciendreams]

if you really miss me spam me spam me spam me spam me why arent you spamming me i dont care about yousaying i miss you youre lying to me arent you you dont actually miss me youre lying you are a filthy liar

[reidpiquerism]

﹒﹒﹒ unsub profile : a criminal minds themed yanblr ask game ﹒﹒﹒

☕️ 〝 you don't have to send one. but if you do, i'll understand you a little more completely. 〞

⋆ 。➶ Case File — Have you ever kept records on someone? Notes, screenshots, timestamps? How detailed were they?

⋆ 。➶ UnSub — What's the darkest thing you've ever done in the name of love? The thing you don't tell people?

⋆ 。➶ Victimology — What type of person catches your attention? Is there a pattern to the people you become obsessed with?

⋆ 。➶ M.O. — How does your obsession typically start? Is there a consistent trigger, or does it vary each time?

⋆ 。➶ Signature — What makes your obsession uniquely yours? The thing you do that no one else would think to do?

⋆ 。➶ Crime Scene — Where do you watch them from? Online? In person? Through mutuals? Describe your vantage point.

⋆ 。➶ Evidence — What do you keep? Screenshots, gifts, things they've left behind, things they never knew you took?

⋆ 。➶ Profile — If someone were profiling you based on your obsession patterns, what would they conclude?

⋆ 。➶ Witness — Has anyone ever noticed your obsession? Called you out? How did you respond?

⋆ 。➶ Suspect — Have you ever been jealous of someone close to your darling? What did you do about it?

⋆ 。➶ Interrogation — What question do you hope your darling never asks you? The one that would force you to lie?

⋆ 。➶ Hostage Situation — Would you ever give your darling an ultimatum? "Stay or leave"? Have you?

⋆ 。➶ Geographic Profile — How close do you need to be? Is proximity essential, or can you obsess from a distance?

⋆ 。➶ Cold Case — Is there a past obsession you've never fully let go of? Someone you still check on, even now?

⋆ 。➶ Accomplice — Do you involve others in your obsession, or is it entirely solitary? Have you ever had someone help you watch?

⋆ 。➶ Forensics — What's the smallest detail you've ever noticed about someone? Something no one else would catch?

⋆ 。➶ Red Flag — What behavior in yourself makes you pause? The thing that makes you think, "This might be too far"?

⋆ 。➶ Safe House — If you could keep your darling somewhere no one else could reach them, would you? Describe it.

⋆ 。➶ Missing Persons — When they're gone: offline, away, silent; how do you cope? What does the waiting feel like?

⋆ 。➶ Confession — What's something you've never admitted about your obsession? Not to anyone. Not even fully to yourself.

And a few statements...

ˏˋ ☾ Wheels Up — I'm thinking of you right now.

ˏˋ ☾ Copy That — I understand you in a way that would frighten most people.

ˏˋ ☾ White Rabbit — I followed you here. I'd follow you anywhere.

ˏˋ ☾ UnSub of My Own Mind — You've become an obsession I can't profile my way out of.

ˏˋ ☾ Let's Go — I would drop everything for you. Everything.

ˏˋ ☾ BAU — You are only one that matters.

ˏˋ ☾ Evidence Lockup — I've saved things from you that you don't know exist.

ˏˋ ☾ Profile Me — You see me more clearly than anyone ever has.

[yandere-herrscher]

If I was your obsession and you went out of your way to memorize my schedule, my likes/dislikes, and gone out of your way to hog my attention. You'd have me head over heels for you instantly. Why would I would be afraid of you when you've just displayed how much you love and care about me~ At that point my darling you'd have me believing we're tethered at the soul and were meant for each other. I wouldn't let you out of my sight and I'd want you all to myself!!

[tigris-cl4ws]

Lose your mind over me please. I want to be the one you constantly think about. I think about us in my head all the time. I feel like i can't tell the difference between us in reality and us in my own head.

[dontresurrect]

yeah i curl my lashes before i go to sleep cause what if they wanna pay me a visit

[dollyslyfe]

I love my partner having to see me romance several other people in my play, nothing makes me feel more loved than possessive jealousy ! You don't want to miss my play and make me sad, do you?

[ghostly-yandere]

It’s my birthday today!!!

I love the birthday card he gave me. It made me giggle. I’m happy to be able to spend my birthday with him.

Got birthday sex and period sex at the same time today (it’s my birthday and I’m also bleeding) It was wonderful. Who knew it’d actually stop my cramps in their tracks.

It was cute the way he fucked me like I’ve been missing for days, weeks… however long it felt like to him (Again, we live in the same house, but we hadn’t fucked since like Wednesday due to my period)

I love him so much, even when my brain is at its worst and makes things difficult for both of us.

[luciendreams]

"i want a yandere" No you don't cunt. this is targeted towards those People who obviously won't handle someone who is Actually obsessive and wants someone just a bit obsessive/jealous. i hate people who say this. They're also the ones to Flock to anyone who shows obvious signs of being mentally and go "Omg be my friend" and then they're like mentally ill people are so exhausting to deal with :/ I hope you die