Sao is kind of a big weirdo and annoying as fuck, but rest assured if you need cuddles that man will lie on top of you for hours with that never wavering smile constantly on his face.
The only way to get him off you would be to either promise that he can consume the entire jar of peanut butter for scientific research or that he needs to write down his observations on "cuddling".
With the usual sparkles in his eyes, he would find his dedazzled note book and scribble down how much he loves how "squishy" you are and how many different "cuddling" positions there are
I know reqs are closed but do you ever plan to do more with Kirtch? Genuinely one of my favourite alien characters I've read about in a while, if not ever and I read a lot of alien stuff!
In general I love the way you write aliens, it's so interesting how he's designed!
Hey, so I've tried, but I can't. Haha I want to, and a lot of people still request him, but the issue is is that when I created him, his story was already mapped out for me in my head. Some stories are me just blindly writing while seeing where the story goes, and others are like movies that play in my head for days until I try to capture it all in text form. I've tried wiring little blurbs and head canons for him, but because his movie was so complete, it's hard for me to find other things to write.
I really am sorry, however, thank you so much for still loving him years later ♡
Alien took over your neighbor's body and plans a romantic night but human courtship seems more complicated than he thought...
Xentho doesn't know anything about human food. What humans love, what humans hate. He's been living off leftovers in Alexander's refrigerator, which is a strange machine he's still not used to. For tonight he's planing on eating raw meat. He's not sure how humans have come to eat these "cooked" foods that lack flavour, but for his beloved eating those strange, overcooked mushes might be bearable.
Xentho even got rid of Alexander's body not to scare you. TV said humans are very sensitive about being in the vicinity of decomposing bodies. Wird.
He knoks on your door at 7 pm sharp. He's on time. That's what he's seen humans do in those romantic picture shows.
"Hey." Xentho grins.
"Hi" you smile seeing your neighbor you had crush on for years.
Dinner at Alex’s house went surprisingly smoothly. Xhentho did his best, eating that disgusting, overcooked mush and chatting to you about human topics to show what a great partner he’d make. He didn’t understand half the words that came out of your sweet lips, but he tried to be as attentive as he possibly could.
Xentho knows that one improtant thing in courtship is human jewlery. He's seen the humans on the talking box give other umans shiny rocks on their hands, so at the end of the dinner he holds out a black box, one that he bought with what the humans call "money". Alexander had a lot of those silly papers in his leather pocket so he used them to make his future mate happy.
"I got you something" Xentho expalins.
Inside the black box is a thin silver ring. It's not the most beauiful thing, and Xentho can't understand why humans believe these things are treasures. Never the less, he's prepared to do whatever is necessary to court you. If his sweet human want a shiny rocks, then Xentho will give you a shiny rock. He even picked out the one that would look nice with his armour, it will matter when he will be shoving you off to his brothers on his planet!
"Alex... but this is an engagement ring..." You look quite shocked, why? The shiny rock is nice and it matches your eyes, shouldn't his human mate be happy?
Xentho blinks. He thinks back to that one human show he watched. The male human gave he female human this rock, and the had a special mating ceremony. A human wedding. Xhentho doesn't quite understands them, but he's also never seen anyone trun down this ring.
"Yes" He simply says. He'll be marrying you once he takes you to his home. "Do you like it?"
"But we only talked a few times." You look confused, why are you confused? Its really simple, so why are you confused?
The rock is supposed to ensure his place as your mate. Why are you refusing this? Is that not why humans give each other these rocks? Xentho has done days of reaserch to ensure he can court you poperly.
"Yes, and?" He asks impatiently. "I don't understand, is this not what humans do when they find a suitable mate?"
"Mate? Alex what are you talking about?" Shit, he almost blew his cover and his mate looks distressed.
"I-I mean spouse! Spouse! Sorry, silly mistake" Xentho tries to laugh it off hoping he can reason with you. "I want to marry you" He explains slowly. "Do you not think it's a reasonable step of our courtship?"
"Listen i really like you... But i think you are moving... too fast" Fuck he is losing her, but he can't understand. Why does it matter? He has found a suitable mate in you. He can provide for you, he is a great warrior and hunter. The trophies on his ship can confirm this! He can also give you lots of healthy and strong offsprings. What could be the issue?
But if his darling mate wants to take things slower he can do this. More meetings, more food and courting gifts.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you are right... Maybe we could get to know each other more on the next meeting? Maybe a picture show, I mean cinema?" Quick save, Xentho is so good at being human!
"It's okay, I would love to go on another date with you!" Oh, Big Gods,his mate smile is so beautiful.
My hcs for the Yandere infected Alien x Urban ex Reader Gn because all peeps inclusive.
So your buddies from your Frat/Social Greek Clique got traction and money 💰 to restore travel in your small town, and you happen to host a cryptid and unusual history podcast with 3 big members of that group.
Your the brains of the operation and have made it to 80k listeners average by week. With a broadcast deal 😀 worth 5x the biggest streamer got on Twitch live.
Your credentials range from busting down old railways to the spooky legends that the old archives you recount, weave monsters that bring multiple tourists to camp and scour the hunt for these terrifying encounters.
The bad news is that you're running out of topics to keep interest high.
So you look at the fan mail and gifts as you struggle to find inspiration for a hot topic and the stress to be the advertisers of your local community.
Luck finds you inconviently though.
The one thing that stands out is an old dusty diary unmarked in the po box, a random fan submitted to you in a few months back.
The diary seems to be recalled in 1st person.
The details you kept reading past your slumber hours as the unsettling notes 📝 explain frightening ordeals.
The person claims to be a military scientist from your area. And they claim they were apart of a dark ops unit off the record from the government experimenting in the deep terrain under a summit they were responsible for an illegal operation involving extraterrestrial dna.
The last page had blood splatters and dark smudges where the details include coordinates and pictures of an unholy entity with gashes across the nostrils and elongated teeth.
Of course this shit felt gnarly and not true.
But something lured you and what if this stuff were true.
You'll be infamous and expose a shadow underground secret with company.
You believed and the pictures had dates so it couldn't been fake.
The 60s had no ai or photo shop ads like today.
And your friends could be rich if they came along too.
Your town depended on this.
Alien 101
Aliens a Hermaphrodite species
Quad pedal
Claws retract and has sonar echolocation.
Eyes bad to light and fire.
Parasite controls alien body.
Parasite is multi hyper sensitive to living flesh.
Will attach at the base of the spinal cord. Throat preferred target.
Lamprey eel and Centipede like main body inserts in the back of the host.
Host is alive as long as blood is hunted.
Hibernation in the summer ☀️ too hot.
Hunts bats and unfortunate hikers in sight of its caverns.
Will infect people.
Those that live with the parasite can be seen as (partner ready)
Parasite requires moist and fresh electrical signals.
Saw alien vs Predator was one of your fandoms, am I correct? And if it is, then can I get a King Xenomorph x human darling concept? And if you don't know about kings, they normally kill the Queen to take over the hive and continue to do so with other hives.
-Random Pan-Demi anon
That... isn't really what kings do... at least from what I've researched. But I will see what I can do! I always love writing for Xenomorphs.
Using the Aliens: Rogue comic for ideas when it comes to this as Xenomorph Kings aren't natural. I think I did an Alien Queen fic with this plot so... oops? I forgot.
Also, sorry it may be short, I have learned apparently RAIN kills my motivation to do anything???
According to the Aliens: Rogue comic... The Xenomorph King was actually created to be a weapon against wild Xenomorphs.
This is a lab made Xenomorph... one built like a tank and planned to be a weapon for the military.
The conception of such a beast came from splicing human and Xenomorph DNA together to create the beast.
This makes the King uninterested in attacking humans... yet super aggressive towards Xenomorphs.
So I'll take some inspiration from that story.
You work for a laboratory who is trying to breed Xenomorphs to be, well, Xenomorphs.
The process is messy and doesn't produce many successful experiments.
Many Xenomorphs created still express wild traits, only loyal to the queen they spawned from.
There's also been issues with Xenomorph infestations in colonies... which is another reason the corporation you work under is looking for ways to weaponize the beasts.
As a result of trying to pursue such an idea... the Xenomorph King was created.
This beast, like in the story I'm taking inspiration from, is a creature born from spliced Xenomorph and human DNA.
The beast is often referred to as male by many too.
This is because it's infertile... unable to reproduce like the wild Queens.
So you've no doubt heard people claim the beast is an artificial male... calling it 'He/Him' in conversation.
You are the main human caretaker for the large beast.
Your job is to test if the King is receptive to human instruction and interaction.
You are meant to essentially monitor the experiment... then report any hostility.
Safe to say the King sees you... a lot.
You often interact with him through bullet-proof glass, usually testing how well he responds to gestures.
The first successful part of this experiment is the fact he's... docile around humans.
The King observes humans, occasionally sniffing the air around them... but never attacks.
No, instead it's rather passive around humans.
It's an improvement compared to most experiments.
Although... It seems you bring out more emotion than any other human.
The King is very curious when you're around, often leaning closer to the glass once he senses your smell.
Such a reaction is another reason why you're the main human to interact with the beast.
The King is around 15-16 feet tall and built like a tank.
Most of the time you aren't allowed in his cell for your own safety.
Yet you still try to be gentle with the large beast.
Whenever you enter the room, he sits beside wherever he can see you.
Other humans are typically ignored, the beast barely even hissing at them as he paces around his enclosure.
But with you? He makes an excited hiss, settling close to where he can see you.
He's not hostile... but certainly eager as he presses his face against the glass.
The beast probably would let you pet him too... even though you're not allowed to be close to him.
You remind yourself this beast is a weapon.
He's dangerous to interact with and can easily snap you in half if he so desires.
... he doesn't express such a want though.
If anything the large beast often seems eager to see you.
Your scent makes him perk up, tail dragging across the ground as he stands to observe you.
He's muscular, huge, and lacks the secondary set of arms Queens typically have.
His chitters come out as rough chuffs, tilting his massive head as he observes your smaller form.
I also doubt Kings make nests either... this beast had it bred out of him.
His only role is meant to be combat anyways.
I feel like the obsession he'd have over his human caretaker would occur as you handle him.
He doesn't need to eat... yet seems to get restless without company.
Xenomorphs are social creatures.
This leads to you often sitting by his enclosure, typing away at a laptop as the beast watches you quietly.
Or at least... you assume so...
You can't really see his eyes.
This attachment makes him grow... reliant on you.
A side effect of the behavior they tried to program into the beast to make Xenomorphs like him more subservient to humans.
Unfortunately... it backfires...
Which you would see during the inevitable containment breach.
Like nearly every Alien movie or comic... There's going to be a Xenomorph containment breach/outbreak eventually.
Which would be when the true possessive behavior of the beast you were meant to handle comes out.
Sirens are blaring, lights blinking and flashing... all while hisses of creatures that hide in showers skitter about.
Many in the research facility you work in begin to perish.
The scent of blood and something humid fills the air as the released bugs make the facility their new home.
... until the King is released.
The story now becomes you trying to survive this infestation.
You hide in the facility and look for ways to access escape pods safely (the lab you work at is most likely in space).
If you're lucky you can find weapons to defend yourself... but Xenomorphs have a habit of outnumbering their prey.
You honestly think dealing with the smaller bugs is your worst issue.
Until the ground starts shaking... and you see him.
You'll be hiding in vents whenever he comes through.
The King always brings carnage... savagely tearing into Xenomorphs he sees with a low roar.
For that reason alone you try to stay the hell away.
But fate's cruel, isn't it?
You probably were trying to find a way to repair a certain system to get into an area... only for you to hear a loud hiss.
You grab the sidearm you salvaged and turn, hands shaking as you come face to face with a sleek black Xenomorph.
You move to attempt a shot...
Only for the Xenomorph to screech when a thick tail smashes the bug into a wall.
You freeze when you see the hulking beast you once looked after tear into the small bug, green gore hitting the ground as acid eats away at any metal it can find.
The large beast smashes through the area before pausing.
He sniffs.
Then his head snaps to you.
You're pretty sure you're dead at this point.
The beast stalks closer, sniffing more as he stares down at you.
... However... it never does.
Instead the beast seems to rumble at you... sniffing at you as though comfortable in your scent.
You wince when he nudges you, cooing as the large tail sways.
You don't dare move... even when he crouches down more to look at you.
The beast doesn't have an interest in killing you... but he's not ignoring you either.
The beast is a good way to defend yourself against the Xenomorphs though...
Which leads to you leading this bonded Xenomorph King around.
The King would probably act differently than Queens.
First of all, he's a hybrid with human DNA.
So he's even more intelligent and capable of reciprocating any interaction you give him.
Due to the fact he doesn't have a second set of arms... He can't really carry you.
Although the beast probably enjoys curling around you or trying to hold you against hist chest.
The King also doesn't make eggs, which means he doesn't need to nest.
However... since he's meant to kill other Xenomorphs...
What if he kills off the hive infesting the place just to keep you somewhere safe?
The King notices you're scared of the bugs... and he's been bred to kill them.
He'll make you both a little home... by removing the competition.
The King may also be naturally possessive.
This could be due to his animalistic nature... along with the bred instincts to stick beside a person.
You mostly keep trying to find a way off this infested lab.
The King however?
He has a mission to get rid of a certain Queen....
Within hours you begin to notice there's... less Xenomorphs.
Eggs are crushed, facehuggers squashed, torn Xenomorph remains litter the area.
You even hear distant fighting between two rather... large Xenomorphs.
You probably accidentally came across the hive as you were exploring.
Or... what was a hive.
A familiar rumble echoes through the blackened walls... which you try to ignore to continue hunting for an escape...
Only for the King to approach, blocking your path with a growl.
Where are you going? It's not safe for you to wander.
You can't sneak past the large beast either... he knows your scent.
So I expect you to either be chased into the newly empty hive/nest... or picked up and dragged into it.
The King is following instinct... even if it's flawed.
His instincts see you as his bonded human... He isn't going to let you go because of it.
He's a territorial creature, wiping out every other Xenomorph in the place and hijacking their empty hives to settle in.
Then there's you... his poor human... held captive by the creature you knew was bred to be a weapon.
The beast demands pets and to feel your warmth... you can't fight it either.
This will be where you remain until the day you die... or until rescue comes...
Yet even if a recovery team was sent to this place...
Who would have the worst rut? I mean a HORRIBLE rut. The beginning signs of any living thing touching or walking by you he would snap his teeth. Your scent so strong it has him by the grip (+bonus if you smell fertile during this time). Even if he's stalking you and you have no idea he even exists, oh you're going to by the end of the night...
Like head being held down,hips in the air and unable to move. He makes you stay in the nest, fucking you stupid until you can't move so you have no choice but to be dependent on him for food and water then he does it all over again
Pyrok’s a primal type, feral and domineering. So naturally he’s determined to repopulate his species with you, his dearest broodmare.
The alien’s restraint is as thin as a toothpick. Any tiny thing would set him off.
For example, on the off chance he catches a whiff of someone else on you. His temper would flare, and he’d have to stimulate pain. Like semi-gouging out one of his eyeballs. To avoid accidentally fucking you to death in his territorial rage.
Luckily in his doll form he can retain a semblance of control, so it wouldn’t be too bad. Besides him being all sulky and chomping you all over, leaving indented bite marks since his true form is restricted behind the curse.
However his tendrils, as they have minds of their own. Will happily writhe into any crevice your body has and burrow deep for a suitable egg laying hot spot.
Even if there’s no way for them to hatch from the lack of viable semen only his true form has. It’s only the thought that counts.
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A/n: Pyrok was at the top of my head when I finally penned my inbox and saw this juicy ask lol
Hii may,i lovee ur fics,even though I've watch pretty few of them(which all of the yan a pegged-),im invested in reading more<3
anyways,im sending this ask to req an alien yan caretaker/kidnapper where reader is doomed with earth destroyed by the yan alien's species,i looove power imbalance!!
feel free to ignore,and thanks for reading.
HELLOOOOOOO!!!
I hope i understand what you're trying to convey and talk about because my brain is currently fried after writing about yan! Selkie. I hope i still have some creativity juice on my brain.
This is a very interesting concept, my lovely reader!
Let's talk about this, shall we?
Yan! Alien General x Florist! Reader
CW : kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome, fluff turned to tragedy, yan! Alien wants to be a papa.
- yan! Alien is tasked by his species to go to earth to plant explosives and learn more about human society. His species decided that humans aren't worthy to live on earth with how bad they treated the planet, so it's time to do some blasting.
- yan! Alien, who disguised himself as a writer and tends to go to public places to see what humans do. He ended up going to your flower shop because it's gaining traction a day before valentines. He came in not planning to buy anything, but seeing your gentle smile and polite demeanor makes him falter. So he comes home with lilies, because you're wearing white that day.
- yan! Alien who starts roaming around on your streets more. He's still doing his job, sending information and planting bombs all over the planet with his other companions all over the world, but he stops every once in a while to your shop. He acts like he has someone he wants to court, but he just wants to talk and spend time with you, talking about flowers.
- yan! Alien, who got taken aback when you asked him if he wants to learn to arrange flowers. That's your way of asking him out, and he gets red but nodded his head. He wore an apron way too small for him, and starts arranging them awkwardly at first (by alphabetical name, or by color). But you told him to match things with meaning too, and that when something is properly placed against each other doesn't mean they're the best bouquet.
- yan! Alien, who enjoys the time you spent together too much. He goes more and more frequently to your shop, until it's the day to detonate the bombs on earth.
- yan! Alien, who's frantic the whole day. He should be happy his mission is completed and his race had won a war the humans didn't even know was happening. But what about you? His cherished florist who placed a crown daisy on his ear because it matched his blue eyes?
- yan! Alien, who came to your shop to say goodbye, only to see you closing it forever. Apparently your business is declining and the building is getting confiscated by the bank. You're broken hearted, but still forced a smile for him.
- yan! Alien who made up his mind to hide and protect you. He grabbed you by the hand and ran. He kept staring at his wrist watch, which is connected to all the bombing times. He brought you to his pod, forced you inside together with him even when you're screaming and asking him where he's bringing you.
- yan! Alien, who knocked you out with some kind of gas you're not aware of. The explosions detonated the second the pod reaches the exosphere. Thankfully both of you is alright.
- yan! Alien, who brought you to his personal ship to hide you. He wouldn't let the others know he had saved you. When you woke up, you screamed and cried at the sight of him, but he shushed and gently cooed at you, while giving you food and drinks. When you refused, he'll be more saddened than angry.
- yan! Alien, who slowly forced his way into your life. He's the best caretaker you'll ever need. You can have anything he has. Anything inside the ship is also yours. It took some time for you to finally accept his love, but he's glad you did. Once you understand that he's only doing this to save you, to protect you from misery.
- yan! Alien, who'll be super attentive and caring, like a husband. He'll do anything, even let you hit and kick him all you want if you're frustrated. Thankfully you never did that... And instead treats him with mutual softness.
- yan! Alien, who gets turned on with the idea of having a child with you. He knows it's not possible now when you two are still in his space ship. He'll wait until he find a small, secluded planet where he can build a house together for you, but he'll always ask for your consent first. (Or he can be the one getting pregnant. Alien technology could've give you a dick, right??)
Thank you for the ask, Lila (i hope i can call you that). I hope you like it. Sorry if it's a little fast paced or cliche!
