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[ashzamjesus]

sometimes i am drawing princezam as a beautiful woman and then remember he's actually like a real-life adult man, and it's so humbling, like, is this really what my life has come to?

[ashzamjesus]

HSAU MASTERPOST

Hi! this is a master post for my lifesteal (+more) au simply called hsau! it's a highschool au lol. it has a fic (ashzam centric) in progress rn that I am writing! click here to check it out! this is just a tumblr post that I'll be linking somewhere in the fic so people can see much more about this au that isn't exactly relevant/outright mentioned in the story!! information will be beneath the cut vvv

first of all, i wanted to mention the grades that all of the characters are in. this is based off of american highschool, btw, since i'm american! I'll also include their ages in the brackets beside their name :) For the most part, ages and grades are based off of Vibes.. there is only a handful of characters I put thought of into choosing their grades/ages... lol. no one's been held back. if age math is wacky then that's my own bad ^_^

SENIORS: Jumper (17), Branzy (18), Chiefxd (18), Clown (18), Jepex (17), Minute (17), Pangi (18), Parrot (18), Vitalasy (18), Mid (17), Woogie (18), Subz (18), SB (18), Rek (18), Vortex (18), Egg (17), Wifies (17), Dean (18), Red (18)

JUNIORS: 4C (16), Flame (17), Hannah (16), Ash (16), Zam (16), Kyle (17), Leo (16), Cube (17), Wemmbu (17), Squiddo (17), Spoke (16), Pentar (17)

SOPHOMORES: Bacon (15), Derapchu (15), ECcoridor (15), Jaron (16), Terrain (16), Poafa (15)

FRESHMEN: Kab (14), Mane (15), Mapicc (14), Ro (14), Spep (14), Planet (14), Ivory (14), Serapter (15)

^^ some of these guys are only referenced, some are not even mentioned, but I do want to find a way to mention all of them at some point!!

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Background on some relationships between characters!

First of all, Zam and Ash are long-time friends, knowing each other since age 5, and basically watching each other growing up into the people they are today! They are the people they are most vulnerable to. (other then what I call their emotional support buddies, who are basically the people they confide in when they can't confide in each other (so like... crush stuff!)... yeah!) Red and Ash have known each other since Red was 9 and Ash was 7, Red moved into the same neighborhood. Red, Ash, and Zam become good friends. Ash constantly confides in Red when it comes to his crush about Zam, and Red is always trying to get his stubborn ass to tell her. He constantly teases him about it. Bacon and Zam are good friends, but have only been friends for about three years, meeting each other back in middle school (Zam being in 8th at the time, and Bacon in 7th). Bacon (playfully) acts like he is sick and tired of Zam's crush on Ash. Like Red, he also teases her relentlessly about it (mostly in private).

Minute and Spoke are cousins, living right across the street from Ash. Spoke lives with his aunt and uncle (Minute's mom and dad.)

Squiddo also lives on the same block! She's particularly close with Ash and Spoke, but also enjoys the company of Red and Zam all the same!

Ro and Planet are twins! I don't have much to say, but they have a close bond with one another! :D

Clown and Kab are siblings, and really close with one another. They do Not have the best mom, so they are there for each other :) Killerbunnies.... :)

On the topic of siblings, Red and Spep are also siblings. I think they have a normal relationship. Close, Red teases Spep a lot in older brother fashion... yeah. :)

-- more to be added lol

I'll probably update this post as I see fit! :D rn this just serves as some insight into things I haven't specifically stated in the fic/little tiny tidbits that won't come into the fic probably :,)

[ashzamjesus]

content creators who are active within their fandoms mean so much to me. i think it's important to rt fanart... to lift up ur fandom artists and creative minds... answer questions and interact with ur chat... that's why I luuuv lifesteal so many of them are active within the fandom and it makes me smile.

[ashzamjesus]

lowkey been ashing my zam. planning some sort of goofy crack treated seriously chatfic. the world needs more ashzam and lifesteal chatfic on ao3

[ashzamjesus]

IF PRINCEZAM PLAYS ULTRAKILL ILL GO BATSHIT

[ashzamjesus]

they could never make me hate you eggchan I love eggchan I love eggchan from unstable universe

[ashzamjesus]

taxduo so good it makes me want to kill myself and others

[ashzamjesus]

just started ep11 of uu (spoke's 3rd ep) and ashswag is Soooo peculiar. Going to study him under a microscope. mapicc was right. he Is a freakshow.