#yapper-offical

[yapper-offical]

Hmm. If this post gets 100 notes I'll finally change my pfp

[yapper-offical]

The reason why my teeth are so clean is because I scroll on tumblr while brushing them, making my teeth brushing time longer

[yapper-offical]

no wonder ghosts and supernatural beings always live in abandoned areas humans are taking up all the good ones

[yapper-offical]

I challenge you to a YAP-OFF to see if anyone CAN actually out-yap you >:]/silly

Shit this happened already

Okay so when you say yap-off is it like a rap-off where we take turns yapping and one of us has to forfeit or is there some other element that decides who wins and who loses haha it's kinda funny because yap-off and rap-off rhyme it's weird how I always assume that if two things rhyme they are related in some way usually I would think of some examples but I can't really think of any right now cuz it's kinda late right now and I always have trouble focusing when it's late but it's weird because I don't really get tired when it's late is that weird does that happen to anyone else where they're having trouble focusing but they're not rly tired?? On another completely unrelated not people usually associate yapping with the tism or with nerds but I don't think that's really true it's more like a stereotype really anyone can yap if they want to back to the first topic yapping and rapping are kinda similar?? In a way because they both involve lots of words bunched together do you get what I'm saying y'know I started this blog because a lot of people had offical blogs and I get left out cuz I'd see them everywhere all the time and I really wanted to make one but I didn't know if there were certain qualifications or if I was really built to have that kinda responsibility but then satan-offical (we all know who that is she's basically a celebrity around these parts) made a post saying that anyone could make a blog and it was a kinda random spur-of-the-moment thing where I just went yk wha bet and made one immediately. Y'know I found out about Satan because I was following i-am-a-fish at the time and Satan vowed that they would become more popular than them and I found out that they were actually pretty funny too so I followed them too. Wow y'know this has gotten really off topic but I think that's one of the things about yapping it's that yapping doesn't have any sort of structure really it's just saying what your mind thinks for a long period of time and I think that's really beautiful you know I think it's really cool that you were the very first person to talk to me in this blog I might follow you after making this post you seem cool have you seen that officalverse Tumblr community? I joined it because of the whole officalverse thing but it turns out it's also just chaos which I really like I think it's cool I like your pfp I think it's neat unrelated but I think usually when people yap they yap about a certain fixed topic and when I yap I don't do that I just start on one topic and drift off eventually to another topic that's either related or very distantly related is that weird?? Like I feel like that's not how it's supposed to go but oh well I guess there not much I can do to change that people can't really change themselves too much they're still fundamentally the same deep down and I don't mean in a good/bad way I mean like certain personality traits like I still have some traits that I had in my early childhood is that how it normally goes? I don't know I think it does work like that but I'm not really a philosopher or a psychologist so I don't know what I'm talking about but I don't think you really need to know what you're talking about to make conversation about it or is this a conversation?? It's more like a one sided debate because I'm mostly yapping to myself at this point. Is it weird that I'm not writing this in paragraphs? I feel like if I did I wouldn't be able to transition topics properly but does that really matter at this point because this is mostly mumbo jumbo at this point. Haha no one uses the phrase mumbo jumbo anymore but I think it's funny. Mumbo jumbo is such a dad term it's funny but that's the best way to describe whatever I'm saying right now so yeah

[yapper-offical]

Okay so crows are part of the corvid family and are related to ravens but crows and ravens aren't the same for one crows are more intelligent than ravens and are also smaller with different wing, tail, and beak shape. It would be super cool to have a crow as a pet but you can't cuz it's illegal cuz crows can be trained to steal stuff like keys and wallets and even watches isn't that crazy?? Like how would you not notice a watch being stolen from you unless you were super distracted like once I saw a video of some guy stealing a police officers watch during a magic trick where he was supposed to do something else but tricked the police officer into taking attention away from his watch by making him focus on something else I'm pretty sure that video is viral everyone's seen it. Anyways back to crows so crows can make tools out of stuff like wire and plastic and sticks and stuff like that so they're kinda known as the craftsman if animals and they're one if the smartest animals in the animals kingdom along with orangutans and elephants and they do this thing where when they find another crows dead body they surround it and scientists originally thought they were holding a funeral but really they were trying to find clues as to who killed the crow and looking around for the culprit and stuff so really they were holding a murder investigations haha get it murder investigations cuz a flock or crows is called a murder speaking of crows and this relates to what I was saying earlier about stealing watches I was reading this book called six of Crows by Leigh bardugo it's rly good y'all should read it and in the book they actually reference the watch thing because one guy asks his friends "what's the best way to steal a man's watch" and then he tells them that the answer is to tell him you're going to steal his wallet so it draws attention away from his watch and I think that's rly smart

[yapper-offical]

sooo.. how many of us are crashing out over ao3 being down

[yapper-offical]

i find that threats sound more scary if you say "I promise" instead of "I swear".

Like "I swear I'm gonna kill you" doesn't sound as scary as "I promise I'm gonna kill you"

I think this is because people are more used to hearing "I swear" and hearing "I promise" surprises them, when they were expecting to hear "I swear"

It prolly also has something to do with promises being taken more seriously than if you were to say "I swear"

[yapper-offical]

pfp change time

already?? Fine 😭