🫵🫵🫵 YOU get my unsolicited party crashers (probs mainly Vernias) headcanons ‼️🔥🥳
🩷 Vern will make nearly double the amount of food he actually wants to eat just bc he likes sharing with the other crashers
💜 Sophist is touch starved but will literally never say anything or initiate contact
💚 Brent is the most clingy but will not admit it, it's like where him and Nick would argue ab who's more lucky, but with clingyness
🧡 Nick is the best cook of the group, makes homemade meals all the time
🩷 Vernias was probably in at least one beauty pageant as a kid
🩷 bro probably also dominated at talent shows tbh
💜 Sophist seems like the type of guy who can rollerskate really well imo
🩷 Vern can't draw for shit BUT can sculpt/work with clay really well
💜 had a fascination with space as a kid
🧡 this is so close to canon but bro probably did like 3 sports at once while he was in middle school n shit (3 like tcnick3 🤯🤯🤯)
🩷 uses puppy eyes on the others for meaningless stuff that they'd probably already do/give him
💚 after Sophist, is the second biggest yapper but only when it's to his boyfriends about one of his favorite topics, otherwise is basically dead silent
any kind of relationship is applicable so... familial 1-10 for borys and lew, romantic 11-20 for serena n konow and platonic 21-31 (32 if ya like) zoe and reno if that's available yet
everything goes!
Brothers Sagar
1. What is their relationship to each other?
Bröthers, Lew is the elder and more chaotic and disappointment to the parents while Borys is the more respectable one
2. How did they first encounter each other? What did they first think about each other?
Lew when he was five and Borys was born, upon seeing his newborn brother, he just said, “ew”
3. What is their relationship like now?
Borys will forever be salty about Lew getting promoted to captain when he had worked much harder and generally be more reliable. But he’d also die for Lew if he had to.
Lew likes to tease Borys and calls him a baby all the time. He’s not as miffed about Borys as he is about Lew and would not hesitate to die for him either.
4. What will their relationship be like in the future?
Borys finally gets his rank of knight captain while lew is... promoted... to spy master. But they both agree this is more Lew’s alley anyway so Borys is not as salty as he used to be. Lew is also and uncle now so that’s neat. They keep close contact and are now little more close than they used to be (not that they weren’t close before, just more now)
5. What traits does each person find endearing in the other?
Lew can respect Borys being dutiful and kind and smart, he feels like he fucked up his teen/early adult years so bad but at least their parents can be proud of one (1) son.
Borys find Lew’s antics increasingly amusing and he’s always fun to be around.How he’s always up for shenanigans and how fiercely protective he is
6. Which traits does each person find annoying in the other?
While Lew’s shenanigans are amusing, most of the results are.. not. Lew is very short sighted and bit of a loose cannon when it comes to life choices. Also, not that great taste in partners
Lew would like Borys to lighten up a little, stop being so high and mighty goody-two-shoes, dont you just want to go apeshit
7. How often do they see each other? How often do they talk to each other?
In Lew’s early 20′s they didnt see each other at all with Lew being in some gang. When Borys joined the military in his 20′s Lew finally showed up with one fith of his fingers missing and hanged around in Glasford. They later relocated to the eastern outpost where they shared their duties and got up to some sibling shenanigans.
8. Could they live together easily? Why/why not?
They pretty much lived in the same barracks all the way up to Lew’s career change when he returned to Glasford. It went pretty well, and all their fellow soldiers knew about the brothers, just keep their sleeping quarters separate bc Lew would keep Borys awake all night
9. How much physical contact would these characters have with each other?
Hugs, fist bumps, chest bumps, flying nut high fives, you know, bro stuff
10. What would they get for each other as birthday gifts?
Borys gives Lew two stick and says he found his fingers. Otherwise they just get each other some beer, no need to be fancy or creative
How to get disowned by your family 101
11. What hobbies do they share, if any?
Both ride horses, Serena for fun and Konow more out of duty but, you know, when it’s two of them on an outing it’s no longer duty
12. Do either of them have any hobbies or interests which annoy the other?
All the high magic stuff goes over Konow’s head a little, but not to the point of annoying.
13. Do any of their beliefs (religious, moral, or otherwise) differ? Do they conflict strongly?
Serena’s main god is Leeo, the god of wisdom and magic, for obvious reasons, but Konow leans more to Devia, but they’re n the same pantheon so it really doesn’t matter, Leeo is bit of a niche god anyway and in Thani the main gods are Devia and Frara
14. Who is the better cook? Who is better at general household tasks?
Konow because he makes his own food more often than not, Serena, is a rich kid with servants in the manor, she’s not helpless but just not used to doing household stuff
15. Which of them is more adventurous? Is the other adventurous enough to go along with them?
Serena for sure, it was her idea to run away go study to Asaya. Know would’ve been fine with staying in Thani but Serena asked so nicely
16. Would they go on holiday together, and where would they go?
Their entire two years in Asaya was one big holiday, they also ventured more south to Esweck
17. When one is feeling down, how does the other respond?
Konow offers a listening ear and a holding hand. Serena if she notices Konow is feeling down she’ll make an excuse to leave the manor ground with him to be just to two of them or order everyone out of her room to have only Konow there so he can openly tell what’s going on
18. If one was in a difficult life situation, what would the other do for them?
Their entire dynamic is one difficult life situation. First they stayed hidden, Serena taking blame if they would be caught so nothing would happen to Konow, then they ran away, Konow keeping Serena safe in strange lands. They both look out for each other
19. Has one ever had to stop the other from making a very foolish decision? And did the other listen to them?
It’s usually Serena who is about to do something that Konow has to stop. She listen to his reasons. But the most foolish of the decisions they made Together, at the same time, without consulting each other
20. Has one ever strongly encouraged the other to make a big decision? Did they go through with it?
Serena, convincing Konow to leave with her. He of course went through with it and it easily was the best decision in his life (the crashing of a wedding is only the second best bc boy howdy was he embarrassed)
Bounty dudes
21. How would one feel about the other being in love (with them or with someone else)?
They both would be rooting for the other, Reno seeing the kind of messy divorce of Zoe and Zoe comforting Reno when he widowed. They wish the best for the other, and think the other deserves all the happiness
22. Are there any other people who are a part of both their lives, e.g. friends or family members they share?
The entire bounty hunter office of citadel is their family at this point, Reno might be familiar with Zoe’s son and Zoe is rather close with Reno’s kids and grandkid too
23. How does each person feel about the other person’s family members and close friends? Do they get along with them?
Zoe gets along, she might a little intimidating at first but she gives no reason for any friends or family to be afraid of her. Zoe’s ex Knows of Reno and would greet him if they ever run into each other but they’re not close. Zoe’s son is little afraid of Reno (like he is of her mother too)
24. Do either of them get jealous over relationships the other one has with friends/family/romantic partners/other people?
Nah, they’re pretty chill, though Zoe is a little jealous how Reno is not divorced and she sometimes thinks why her marriage didn’t work (and then she goes to therapy)
25. Is either person jealous of the other’s wealth or possessions?
They earn the same so no need to be jealous of money
26. If the pair of them had to look after a young child or pet, what would happen?
Reno would be the more competent one and Zoe... she tries, oh my god does she try but she’s pretty stubborn and if something small goes wrong she’ll have a Moment
27. How far would each go to protect the other?
They’ve both in the past jumped to danger to haul the other to safety, plenty of scars to prove those times. This day Zoe takes on all the complaints and responsibility from the police and the public so Reno can focus on their people and not worry about those things
28. Is there anyone else that each person would protect over the other, if they had to make a choice?
Zoe would die for her son. Reno would do the same for his family too probably, both acknowledge the fact. (but i can’t think of a situation rn where they would have to make that choice)
29. If one died, how would the other respond? What would happen to them afterwards?
Deep grief, they’ve been comrades since rookies, they’ve shared pretty much everything and no other friend would ever replace them
30. How far would each person follow the other? Would they trust them enough to commit crime because the other asked them to?
If Zoe is in big fights with police Reno would back her up, if she’s upset with something the justice system i feel like he would trust her reasoning. Same with Zoe to Reno, if he goes against the grain she’d be 100% on board. But no crimes, they’re bounty hunter after all (unless the law is unjust then yea)
31. If one wronged the other badly, would the other forgive them easily?
After long talks and time to cool down, explain why they did it and promise to consult them in the future