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Sven romancer arisen in r/relationshipadvice like
”My (20s F) mother in law (40s F) once drugged me, erased my memories and sent me to a prison labour camp and refuses to apologize, while my boyfriend (20s M) assures me she has changed”
It’s the way that you fake it, I know it’s too late
Elem: why do you always wear joggers to work? Isn’t it a little unprofessional?
Enrique: in the ER you never know when you need to climb onto the gurney and perform wwe moves to realign a hip
Some non-conventional romantic/platonic/familial relationships with Ode/Kerim, Bakar/Rosanna and Nico/Selka
How did they meet and what were their first impressions of each other?
They were first officially introduced in a court meeting, shortly after the arrival of Odesa’s mercenaries. Odessa has heard of Kerim, the 20-something savant serving the kings and she was really curious of him, he met her expectations too, short and timid. Kerim didn’t really pay attention to Ode at first, military movements not being his responsibility, but he did catch himself snorting at some of her jokes
They met face-to-face a couple of years before their wedding. Rosanna was new to the city and quite anxious, and Bakar picked up on that, but he understood, he’d be terrified if he was shipped off somewhere with only a couple of handmaidens, so he thought she was handling it pretty admirably. Rosanna thought Bakar was very polite and good company
Nico found Selka in a massacred caravan. She was still a kid, barely 10 and already traumatized. He took her with him back to the city and tried to hand her off to an orphanage but she got very attached to him and would start screaming. For Selka Nico was the first safe person after her family got slaughtered by monsters
What kind of dynamic do they have with each other?
Casual-but-not-really romantic relationship. They love each other a lot but they’re very lowkey about it, don’t make it a huge deal, they’re really good friends and they jive together well
They’re married and best friends. There’s a hint of romance there that both are unsure about if it’s genuine or just born from expectation
Selka was old enough to actually remember her parents, and Nico never wanted to overstep in that regard, but he does consider Selka like a child to him, and Selka regards him as a father figure
What do others think of them?
They’re both very competent at what they do and up there in intelligence, so while some people in the court were kind of taken aback at first when they officially got together, no one was surprised, if Ode hanging around in Kerim’s room gets him to sleep and Ode relax, it’s time well spent
They are the picture courtly elegance, while others are not privy to their “we’re actually just besties” they think they make a handsome pair, they do their noble duties well and are liked by nobles and commoners alike
They seem like an odd pair, but then again everyone in the Erneak is more or less weird to wider public, so no surprises there
How close are they physically?
Very, since their relationship started on the basis of blowing off steam and cracking jokes. But they do keep a respectful distance when outside, and when they’re parallel playing they’re rarely touching
They used to have sex every now and then, but since then they’re agreed not to, mostly because Bakar’s body is rapidly failing him. They still hold hands, hug and cuddle often
They hug whenever they meet, Selka leans her head on Nico’s shoulder during wagon rides, Nico constantly pats Selka on the back/shoulders
Do they prefer being alone, together, or with others?
Kerim prefers to be alone, Ode prefers to be together but doesn’t mind being shooed out, she’ll just hang out with her men then
They prefer to spend time together, good to unwind together after long days of meetings
Both prefer to be alone, Nico meditates a lot and Selka cares for the horses despite there being a designated stableboy
Do they laugh at each other?
Kerim can laugh at Odesa all he likes. She’s a little more careful because Kerim can be a little sensitive to that
Yes, all the time, Bakar takes his condition with good humor since he can’t do anything about it. Rosanna is constantly reminded of her two hour skincare routine “I’m withering away while you’re powdering your arms”
Absolutely, in good humor of course. Nico will never stop hearing about his age and Selka get poked fun at for her lack of observational skills
Who would win in a fight?
Ode, it would be pretty embarrassing if she didn’t
Bakar's body is failing and Rosanna is a noble lady through and through. Bakar does have some minor magical abilities
They’re very equally matched, Nico is talented swordsman and has year and years under his belt, but Selka is younger and faster despite not having the cleanest technique
Who is a better liar?
Ode does it for a job
Both are really good at… embellishing the truth. Though Bakar wearing a mask 90% of the time makes it so he has less tells
Nico, he’s dealt with nobles for so long and Selka is just a very straightforward person
Who is a better caregiver?
Who is a better dancer?
Technique? Kerim. Vibe and energy? Ode
Both are good, unfortunately Bakar doesn’t have it in him anymore, so swaying together it is
Nico, purely based on that fact he’s trained in ballroom dances. Selka is usually at the corner arm crossed unless she’s five pints down, then she’s stumbling away on top of tables
Who is a better cook?
Kerim eats like max 4 different meals but he preps them very well. Ode doesn’t cook anything she’d be comfortable serving to other people
Neither cooks lmao, they have staff for that
Nico, from experience, he’s got some good on-the-trail tricks.
Who loses their temper fastest?
Ode’s the more temperamental. Kerim doesn’t lose his temper but goes blank instead when emotions are high
Rosanna, she has slightly more freedom in letting her emotions be known
Selka, youthful temperament. Nico’s already witnessed enough bs he’s pretty hard to shake
What's the worst thing about them teaming up?
Both are kinda reckless when it comes to their physical wellbeing
Both have their own ideas on how to approach things, though they’ve never fought about it, it just takes them a moment to talk it through and agree on something
They’re strong in the same areas so there’s a skill void. Also their need to protect the other winds up as that one meme
What's the best thing about them teaming up
With their brainpower and Ode’s bow no challenge is too big to overcome
They truly are the powercouple of the city
On the battlefield they are so in sync
What's something they'd find surprising about each other?
How Kerim never half-assess anything, romance included. How caring and sensitive Ode is at the end of the day
How deeply they came care for each other even when they were arranged
How thoughtful Selka is under that abrasive layer.
What's something that makes them proud of each other?
Odesa’s so hyped about everything Kerim invents or perfects.
Rosanna is very proud of how Bakar is handling the very tender political situation. Bakar
Nico’s very proud of the woman Selka’s grown into, she’s tough, kind, and resourceful.
What do they find embarrassing about each other?
Kerim thinks Odesa’s too loud and obnoxious and gets secondhand embarrassment sometimes. Ode doesn’t think Kerim has anything to be embarrassed about
Nothing really, they see the best and worst of each other but feel there’s nothing to feel embarrassed about
Selka more often than not smells like horse, go wash up
If they had to spend a month apart, how would they fare?
Pretty well, they got tons of stuff on their plates so they have their hands full and not enough time to Yearn. Though Odesa doesn’t get as much rest like she does with Kerim so her health might take a slight hit
They’d write each other every week, keep the other updated on things, remind them to do x thing
Selka sometimes leaves for missions that might take a month, Nico is secretly anxious but doesn’t let it show. Selka’s just fully focused on what she needs to do (kill extraplanar monsters)
If one of them was in trouble, what would the other do?
Well Kerim did once get stuck in the eldritch library and the gold court got worried so Odesa volunteered to go fetch him. She wouldn’t admit it, but she 100% would drop everything and run to his rescue every time, gods know he has very little self-preservation skills. Kerim would first be hesitant bc it’s Ode and she has a knack for surviving all sorts of bullshit, but would do anything within his limited power to help her
They rarely have a chance to be in physical trouble, but in court words and rumors can be even worse. Bakar always stands at Rosanna's side and will make it known that her dignity is not up for debate. Rosanna also does her best to nip any nasty rumors at the bud and make sure whoever spread them is going to have difficult time
Selka would go feral and ride day and night to Nico’s aid. Nico would scramble and go to Selka’s aid or at least send the best to help her
If they had to solve a complex puzzle together, how would it go?
That thing would be solved in record time. The only conflict that would arise would be from them arguing who gets to do the final piece
They both would stare at it for a solid 10 minutes and come up with a plan, then get to it
Selka doing the work and Nicodamus being a backseat driver. “If you move that piece there and-”, “oh my GOD shut up”. They would get it done without major damage to their relationship
Site manager: hey Nico, i hate to bother you but there’s an issue at the construction site
Nicodamus: did you find another veil hole and now there’s demons climbing out?
Sm: we found another veil hole and the demons ate the the six pm shift
Juggles at you menacingly
Nicodamus: is this a joke to you
Midnight: very much so
*Throws this into the void and leaves*
Vitfors shenanigans starring Emil and Sif the disastrous downward spiral of love and borderline furries
Eha and Stanya, two girls who went looking for past ghosts
Pernilla and Sebastian, an aristocrat and a spy get stuck in the same social circles and later a boat, and well, forced proximity go brr
The father the aunt and the girl who bagged the most goth of goths
Lift up your clouded eyes, and look at me your unmasked home Listen to my lament, come lay down in my blue embrace
Pyry: so this…father of yours, the one who got my darling Sif. How did he die again?
Eha: he burned at the stake
Pyry: … skill issue
Arvid: Eha! can you try and reel in your morfar, he's attacking my dreams again
Im throwing this in bc i spent too much time on it, got interrupted and lost the flow(tm)
Silver and gold as 7 types of love but its actually three
Odesa, trying to be romantic: have you wver been to Medrein?
Kerim: no
Odesa, remembering the city is so bright you cant see the stars: you’d hate it there
Forest creatures playlist
Songs for immortals
Lucien - Used to the darkness
Maya - Carrion comfort
Viessa - The space between
Dimos - Firelights
Nemeli - My body is not mine
Temüülen - The rider
Sääksi - Lanternlight
general for emil n sif and domestic for mirad n jack bc they had their anniversary a month ago
oops took me way longer than i expcted