me: man why do I feel so under the weather recently?
the literal weather:

seen from Canada
seen from Germany
seen from China

seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Thailand
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from China
seen from China
me: man why do I feel so under the weather recently?
the literal weather:
Daddy's bastard veterans vs ???????? AAAAUGHHHAGHA newbies
LOL
"do you really want more infighting?"
No what I want is to move to a deserted island where they only news I hear from people who use that rhetorical device is that they stepped on a landmine and died.
But I guess neither of us are getting what we want today, are we?
what is your place in the court?
the jester.
you spark humor wherever you wander, always seeking to brighten a room with the roar of laughter. but, you are no fool. you have seen the pain in the world, and you would give anything to keep others from feeling it, too. though, humor is a balm, not a cure. take care you do not merely conceal your tragedy beneath a smile.
"rank everyone in terms of personality"
there are four people to be ranked, self included, by another
said other ranks the others 10, 9.5 and 9.5 (out of ten)
and me?
"bout a five"
anyone else scream or throw your phone down like it just shocked you every time you send a message you’re scared about sending?
someone: ALL MY OTPS the post: all straight ships