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Benz. 30s. he/they. queer. Fürs Leben gern ein Stuttgarter™. sometimes horny on main - this blog contains NSFW material! maybe I follow you for one of my side blogs. hit that ask button and talk to me. Hier findet ihr hauptsächlich jede Menge Schrott. ko-fi.com/bembz 4 8 15 16 23 42

[strengthisyellow]

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welcome to my twisted mind blog, let's take ibuprofen together :)

my name is Benz, I'm 30, born to be a lover, forced to be a hater, queer as fuck

I welcome all interactions, whether we've been following each other for years, or you stumbled upon my blog mere seconds ago, just be civil. Slide into my DMs, send me asks, leave comments, spam like and reblog to your heart's content. I love you

Ooohoohoohoo welcome to the chaotic unorganised mess under the break. I say I will get things in order here in the future and we'll just see when and how things'll change :D

I laugh at my own jokes. Tigers and cats are my favourite animals. I'm a geographer, currently looking for a job, meanwhile I work in coffee. I speak German, English, and Spanish, and I do not care to make my posts more palatable to anglophone monolinguals. My pronouns are mostly he/him; er/ihm; él/lo, Ausnahmen bestätigen die Regel :) jasmine green tea is my favourite. I love to cook and I'm damn good at it. I give great hugs and I take great pride in that. I'm a sucker for physical contact, I love kissing and cuddling. There will be hornyposting on main. If you're cool we can be horny together in messages. However sex is not everything. If you just wanna chat that's rad as hell and I'm always happy to simply talk with you. If I like your vibe I'll just reach out and say hi, you're more than welcome to do the same. Let's vent at each other, share recipes, travel recommendations, ask about cultural context for posts/memes we don't understand in our second languages, send each other things we'd think the other would appreciate. I knit, I garden, I have house plants, I can and do buy myself flowers (sunflowers are my fav), I count audiobooks as reading. I love dancing and don't give a flying fuck how awkward I look. Bielefeld existiert nicht. Weeping willows are my favourite trees.

I post and reblog whatever the fuck I feel like. I don't consistently use tags, sorry.

some tags I do try and adhere to are:

#this is me - what it says on the tin. may be nsfw!

#gpgw - me but without clothes on (as much as tumblr will allow) (i have had this account for more than half of my life I cannot risk getting this one nuked this is my home. I do have an alt for more of that nature)(follow my bluesky for uncensored stuff)

#personal - "diary entries"

My fandoms include: LOST, the Magnus Archives, Desperate Housewives, Silent Hill, Star Trek (esp. Voyager), Drawfee, Adventure Time, Sense8, Lorde, and many more

Trans Rights are Human Rights

Free Palestine

Nazis boxen. Fick die AfD.

[godkissedme]

Maybe the self is not discovered but slowly made habitable

[invaderxan]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[frontmansdefender]

Oh Wikipedia. Never change

[dogpuppy]

[newblvotg]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[badlydrawneverything]

[lauraciello]

I made a pride flag out of free bug stock photos.

Feel free to use it! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[gwyoi]

Song of the summer was just dropped by some Irish children

[sealskin]

"The song is performed by the Kabin Crew, named after the studio where McCarthy is the creative director and runs weekly workshops which aim to create youth empowerment through music. A number of the children come from the Cork suburb of Knocknaheeny – one of the Irish city’s most socially deprived areas.

When they come to the Kabin, we want to make those kids proud of their identity, proud of their accent and proud of where they’re from,” he explains.

“Knocknaheeny hasn’t had the best reputation in the last 20 or 30 years, but it’s changing for the better. We’re always telling the kids to be proud of where you’re from – whether that’s Cork or someone who’s moved to Ireland.”

On that latter point in particular, the song sees the Kabin Crew joined by the Lisdoonvarna Crew – a group of youngsters living in refugee accommodation in County Clare. At a time when far-right protesters are increasingly intent on making their voice heard in Ireland, there’s something genuinely heartening about these kids coming together to create an almighty DnB banger." - The Spark: How a group of kids from Ireland created the summer‘s biggest banger

[64mpg]

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

I’m that one who waits for you to tie your shoe while the others keep going

[spaceytingz]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

The reactions to this rollout are so real

[strengthisyellow]

call me Renata Bliss the way I move like your freestyle dance teacher