#yeah shitpost

[freebeeftea]

[literarypigeon]

Enjolras: Eat the rich

Grantaire: I thought you were a vegetarian, wouldn’t eating people be against your principles?

[mecykiddo]

|| Dolly and Mark jumpscares lsbflsbflabd My neurons are dying- it's 3 am Help, anything distracts me

Oh the second-> "he has a lot of scars from Dolly"

[dragonfightingsocietea]

my urge to impulsively paint party poison with a funky background is,, large,, and i think i may act on it,, perhaps

this is my early birthday present you know what-

[sukipershipper]

Quick question, do ya think Prince D will be the type to love the attention from ladies and be real stuck up? Or do you think he's a humble kind of guy that just wants to please his parents but struggles?

I want to know

[nohr-and-thirst]

I make one Instagram story about how I want Fyodor to step on me, and someone has the audacity to make this. Thanks lmao

[call-me-lance-blog]

Klance in a Nutshell

Keith: *scoffs*

Lance: What are you laughing at,Hot Topic?

Keith: Aw, you think I'm hot.

[thependancer]

Comsider a super hero team but.....

1- One guy can snipe anything 500m away. However anything even centimeter closer or further he just misses.

2- Guy who's ability is to degrade aluminum. He cannot turn this off. Nobody knows what exactly happens to the aluminum.

3-Guy who has an indestructible mouth. He cannot aim a gun but by talos l, he does not miss his spits. Solution to gun problem? Shoot the bullets in your mouth and spit them at the enemies. I don't see how this could go wrong. *wink*.

4- Normal guy who's just convinced everyone he has super speed. He doesn't but everyone thinks he does. I mean have you ever seen him hit by bullet? Yeah that's what I thought.

5- An absoulte fucking badass who just keeps pulling abilities from his ass and them just manifesting. He does have a few rules but they make no sense to anyone. "Oh I can't super jump over this building."

"Why?"

"It's sick and hasn't been to a Nickelback concert in 2 minutes."

"Ok......"

"Oh wait I can jump it now."

"What?"

"Yeah it has the minimum number of baby deaths in it now. 7732."

"Huh...?"

*Proceeds to do the coolest frontflip over a fucking 300 feet tall building straight into enemy lines and decimating the entire enemy team.*