Broke: Student x Teacher
- weird, thats a child, what the fuck did you not do ANY safeguarding training??? Genuinely disgusting. Power imbalance like crazy.
Woke: Parent x Teacher
- imagine your parent marries your teacher, and now you get detention for not doing your chores. I have a parent who's a teacher, they make you mark students work for them 😭😭.
Bespoke: LSA x Teacher
- Tension across a staffroom. Afterschool meetings. Watching them rearrange class tables. Coming into work in the same car and gossip flies. Being so so sooooo professional that no one knows. Wearing their jacket one day and everyone asks if you got the jackets at the same place. "Miss, are you wearing a new perfume? Smells like the one Miss wears." Bringing tea at lunch. Everyone mixes your names and no one cares. Hands brush in the hallway. Dancing on opposite sides of the hall at the school disco. "If you sit him there, he's going to kick off." "You think of everything."
