Odinsdottir

I'm not a queen or a monster... I'm the goddess of death

[askbalderthings]

If Thor’s here is @hela-suggestion here too

[hela-suggestion]

Actually I was napping…… what’s up?

[askbalderthings]

good to see you, sis

[hela-suggestion]

Unlikewise, brother. I’m going back to bed.

[askbalderthings]

If Thor’s here is @hela-suggestion here too

[hela-suggestion]

Actually I was napping...... what’s up?

[askbalderthings]

Hela can’t read and Thor can’t count

[hela-suggestion]

And here I was just minding my own fucking business...... 

[hela-suggestion]

And before Balder can be a little bitch, I’ll say it myself: Hi I’m Hela and I can’t fucking read.

[jotunlokisuggestion]

You know Dale goes to this place called a preschool. They teach that kind of stuff. I’ll give you their number if you want

[hela-suggestion]

[hela-suggestion]

And before Balder can be a little bitch, I’ll say it myself: Hi I’m Hela and I can’t fucking read.

[hela-suggestion]

// Hey tumblr if you would kindly just reblog a post to the blog I have up / am currently going through notifications for that would be lovely

[hela-suggestion]

Why are you so pretty?

Genetics

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Can’t be, I’m adopted  🤷

[hela-suggestion]

I’m so sorry everyone has been lying so blatantly to you

[hela-suggestion]

excluding that Valkyrie, since your not a mother.. happy Father's day ;)

Look, I get that I have the biggest dick in Asgard, but did you really have to?

[hela-suggestion]

Happy Pride month, I am way over due to remind everyone I am, in fact, very gay. Goodnight.

[badlokisuggestion]

Which means it’s also time to stab Tyr since he’s straight

[hela-suggestion]

Tyr is straight...? Norns, Odin really just keeps fucking up, doesn’t he?

[hela-suggestion]

Happy Pride month, I am way over due to remind everyone I am, in fact, very gay. Goodnight.

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

This is DJ Dipshit about the make the club get real fucking stupid. This next track is probably good but im not sure because I cant fucking read 

[hela-suggestion]

Oh god that last post was my 1,000th post. Nice.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Congratulations

[hela-suggestion]

Shut up

[hela-suggestion]

Oh god that last post was my 1,000th post. Nice.

[hela-suggestion]

Happy mother’s day, big shout out to Frigga for dying before I had to deal with her

[hela-suggestion]

happy mother’s day

Excuse me…?

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

I can call you mommy if you want

[hela-suggestion]

Only if you let me spank you

[hela-suggestion]

happy mother’s day

Excuse me...?

[andhewonherheart]

Avengers AU:

Thanos is trying to get all the stones to impress Hela and so that they can rule the universe together.