#yeah uhuh

[voiddemon]

everyone wants me. women, men, nonbiney, all of them [i am loudly crunching 5 tropical adventure tic tacs in my mouth instead of waiting for them to dissolve]

[bannedaxolotl]

Geo fucking politics, war, Americans bein fucking stupid I hate it here

Americans are so cringe dude they have one fucking fascist abduct an essentially defenseless foreign leader and they’re immediately going “ooohh look at that! regime change is not only good and possible but easy and necessary” like we didn’t just watch this kind of shit go fucking tits up in lived memory, every single fucking time

[starman-trashcan]

Oh ok guess my body hates me

[kpop-funny-glory]

I think I've just experienced a whole new level of stupid

A lady just yelled at one of my coworkers accusing all of the employees at the store I work at of following her around, racially profiling her.

She was white.

[miror--b]

I actually have pretty high cheekbones and that's my only accomplishment