#yeahishipitbitch

[christinesficrecs]

I am desperately looking for a sterek fanfic and I was wondering if you could help! I remember it being a bit or die situation with stiles and Derek being worried he fucked up because stiles couldn’t consent. Stiles and Derek bond and stiles sleeps in dereks bed at one point. I believe the sherif is brought into the loop because of stiles turning but he may have known before hand.

I think it's Better Than Dead. Maybe. The bite that binds is similar with a bitten Stiles.

Better Than Dead by heartsdesire456 | 27.4K | Explicit

When Stiles is gravely injured, the only way to save him is for Derek to turn him. However, Derek never did learn exactly what certain bites meant and, without this knowledge, he accidentally claims Stiles as his mate. Alpha werewolves mate forever. However...

Betas don't.

the bite that binds (the gift that gives) by rubykatewriting | 35.9K (x)

Stiles steps in at the wrong moment and is forced to accept the bite or die.

[thestuckylibrary]

I don’t know if you guys can help me find this fic? I’ve asked around a couple times and no one seems to be able to find it. It’s post ca:ws and Ws!bucky is kind of obsessed with coffee makes up his own orders to follow/protect Steve. It starts right after he pulls Steve out of the river?

This, You Protect by owlet

The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Do you guys have any fics with shotgunning? I live for sexually charged shotgunning with sterek! Thank you! :)

I’ve got explicitly rated shotgunning ;)  Hope that works!  -Emmy

Whispers of Smoke by orphan_account 

(1,175 I Explicit I Complete)

Basically Stiles and Derek get high and have sex

Anytime by Marishna 

(2,225 I Mature I Complete)

“Sorry!”

Stiles snorted and started laughing, too.  “For what?” he chuckled.

“Stiles,” Derek mumbled.  “I think I’m high.”

Stiles laughed harder and louder, the sound echoing off the trees and interrupting the birds and crickets.  Derek watched him for a second, then joined in, leaning heavily on Stiles while his body shuddered as he gasped for breath.

Stoners in Love (With Mary Jane) by deafmusiq 

(2,304 I Explicit I Complete)

 “Why do you always get first hit?” Stiles laid back on Derek’s bed again after taking the proffered blunt.

Derek took a moment to reply, his hands getting busy with the next joint before he exhaled, a large plume of smoke floating from his lips. “I get first hit because I rolled. Because I actually know how.“

New Romantics by Scavengersdaughter2 

(2,967 I Explicit I Complete)

Stiles and Derek don’t have a normal relationship. They’re not quite best friends, not quite lovers. They’re something new and different.They wouldn’t have it any other way.

Breathe Me In And Let Me Stay by alakewood

(3,058 I Explicit I Complete)

It’s the first day of summer vacation and Stiles and Scott are supposed to have a bro-date to gorge on pizza and marathon all the Marvel movies.  Then Allison texts Scott and Scott bails and Stiles is left to share the pizza they’ve already ordered with Derek.  But that’s not all they share.

I’m Breathing In The Chemicals by laminy

(4,067 I Explicit I Complete)

Stiles needs a smoke. He ends up at Derek’s with the promise of one. When Stiles finds Derek’s particular mix a little too strong, Derek tries shotgunning to make it less intense. It doesn’t quite work. Takes place sometime, any time, during or after season three (mentions of Stiles’s hair and Derek’s new apartment).  

Breathe You In by forpony 

(4,694 I Explicit I Complete)

How Stiles and Derek become weed buddies.

Hale to the Chief by LadyLazarus 

(14,403 I Explicit I Complete)

First Son Stiles Stilinski thought college back home in Beacon Hills would be the best thing ever.

That is, until he realized that he’d be stuck with Derek Hale as his roommate the entire year.

Like Real People Do by queerly_it_is 

(15,361 I Explicit I Complete)

Stiles waits until Scott’s focused on the game, eyes narrowed and his tongue poking at the corner of his mouth, fingers tapping at the controller, before he says, “So I think we should kiss.”

Respiration and Inspiration by MajorAccent 

(31,437 I Explicit I Complete)

“Your dad’s the fucking sheriff of my hometown,” Derek hisses when Stiles is pretending to search through the expiration dates on the cartons of 1%. “When were you going to tell me that?”

“Uhm,” Stiles stalls, closing the glass-paned door. “Never?” He ventures. Seeing the hard placed scowl on Derek’s face, Stiles knows it’s not what he wanted to hear. “How was I supposed to bring it up?” He asks, voice pitching on hysterical in the middle before he forces it back down. “Right around the first time I was sparking up, just lean over and go, “Oh, hey, by the fucking way, I’m from Beacon Hills and my dad’s the sheriff, but he doesn’t know I do recreational drugs on the weekly,” and then recite Millay to you? Yeah, because that’d work out so goddamn well.”

I Know We’re The Crooked Kind (But You’re Crooked Too) By refuse_to_sink 

(53,768 I Explicit I Complete)

Derek Hale is in one of the most well known Motorcycle Clubs in America, as well as part of the well known Hale Pack. With that comes a lot of trouble, a lot of death, and a few stints in jail.

Stiles Stilinski, ex boyfriend to Derek Hale walked away from the Motorcycle Club lifestyle at the age of 22, and seven years later turns back up in Beacon Hills. With that comes even more trouble, even more death, and a few stints in jail.

Shit in Beacon Hills gets thrown upside down, and everyone is just trying to make it out alive.

Here in the Forest Dark and Deep by grimm 

(56,572 I Explicit I Complete)  *ghosts

There’s a boy in the woods.

There’s a boy in the woods and he’s always there, rain or shine, day or night.

There’s a creaking in the hall and a knocking on the door and no one is ever there.

Five people died in this house and Stiles Stilinski is not at all sure they’re gone for good.

[theofficialstereklibrary]

Hey guys! Thanks for all you do! So in light of their new films (lord help us all) I was wondering if you had any spy/assassins/soldier fics? I've already read the few I found in the tags(: Thank you!

assassin tag and spy tags were updated recently so here’s some military derek

Home Without A Heart by 138andcounting (1/1 | 2,145 | PG13)

Derek leave the Marines due to an injury, and finds himself in a small town in California, Beacon Hills. Not being able to stop helping others, he joins the police, where he meets 18-year-old Stiles Stilinski. A year of dating later, they moved to NY for Stiles to go to college. After dating for two years, Derek get's an unexpected visitor.

kismet by tryslora (1/1 | 4,954 | PG13)

We met fifteen years ago,” Stiles says. “Then we met again a few days ago, and while it wasn’t exactly groundhog day, there were a lot of things that played out in an extremely similar way. We just had different roles.

Coming Home For Christmas by Nerdy_fangirl_57 (1/1 | 1,780 | G)

Stiles was trying to be the best dad he could be for his little girl after Derek was drafted into the military 3 months ago. That doesn't mean he doesn't feel like crying when Alex tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for Santa to bring her papa back home.

Secrets of Surburbia by GiaUrsula (10/10 | 17,338 | R)

Lydia Martin was the Queen Bee of Beacon Hills so it was her job to welcome her husband's nephew, Derek, and his new wife into the neighbourhood. Derek has returned home after service in Korea to settle down and marry his sweetheart, Gen, who Lydia becomes fast friends with. But after stumbling upon Derek cheating on Gen, she isn't sure what to think. But who was the man she saw him with? Who is Stiles?

Godspeed by littlefrog1025 (1/1 | 1,824 | PG13)

Sterek version of the first kiss scene from the civil war romance film, COLD MOUNTAIN.

[christinesficrecs]

Okay so you just helped me and I’m hoping you can do it again! I fear this fic may have been deleted but I remember stiles and Derek are teenagers and they accidentally bond. The town is split between wolves and humans and stiles accidentally asks Derek to come see him and they wind up at the argents with Derek in silver(or something) and stiles gets mad at Gerard and Chris because it was his fault.

Does anyone remember reading this one?

ritualisticnonsense found it. Thank you!!

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock | 21.8K | Explicit

He's sixteen and in the woods on the wrong side of the town-line and he's so fucking fucked.

He knows he's not supposed to run, they teach that to you in preschool (don't run from a Were, back away slowly and walk with care), but they never told you how it would feel, standing alone in the dark with your heart beating in your throat as those glowing eyes tracked you from the shadows.

[thestuckylibrary]

I'm trying to find this fic where Bucky worked for a porn company or something like that and he saw Steve through a window

I think you’re looking for this one:

Through The Open Window by 74days

Steve Rogers gave up on joining the army and worked for Stark Industries writing policy letters by hand. It’s a dull job, right up until the office across the fire escape is given to an attractive stranger with one arm and no personal boundaries.Was going to be PWP but then there was like… a little plot? Steve and Bucky if Steve & Bucky never met as kids, I guess.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

yeahishipitbitch replied to your post:

Oh god step away! 😵

im gonna do it i have bad self control rn

[alloverthegaf]

yeahishipitbitch replied to your post:alright. I give in. I tried. For 5 seasons. I am...

He is just so awful, even later I couldn’t do it!

the thing is he's obviously very similar to House in a lot of ways so for a long time I remembered that and was like "I like House, I should like Foreman". But I think the difference is House knows he's an arrogant prick and rolls with it, Foreman gets so high and mighty pretending he's nothing like House. It's just annoying. Own it or change, man.

That and he's so patronising about everything. Patronising is probably my biggest pet peeve of all time.

(also while we're at it how about don't order around your girlfriend yo)