#year5starters

[dietnova]

“---Really?”

[notreallyaprick]

“They make a For Dummies book on parenting a pre-teen, right? Asking for uh-- a friend.”

[smoothas-silk]

“I’m starting to lose hope that I’ll ever find my parents.”

[quake-n-shake]

“I’ve got a team to take care of now, which is good. Things won’t ever go back to the way they were but we can’t stay stuck in the past.”

[icetomeetyou]

“You know, did you ever stop to think this polar vortex wasn’t fun for me either? Mother nature’s stealing my brand!”

[touchkills]

“Listen, if I wanted people to know where I was, I’d have called.”

[mvltiple]

“It’s an incredibly valid concern to have, thank you very much. I’ve had nightmares about it-- if my subconscious believes it, it has to be true.”

[spiider-dad]

“I haven’t taken this many pictures since I was a teenager. If anyone wants pictures of their kids or dogs or whatever-- please ask me first. I’m cheap and way too excited so you know I’ll do a good job.”