#yeerkposting

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🪱 Hey there, it's been a while l and I've learned some things about me and my host, and would like to, well, talk. Aubrey is my lifeline, and my highest want for myself as a yeerk is that I get to experience a happy life with her and her senses. Part of that wellbeing is honesty and communication. So, we'd like to formally announce my status as a fictive. We would really love to hear about other fictives who are looking for friends and wish to exchange source materials. We're new to the larger plural community, but want to learn new ways to be ourselves, and we think community can help. As for me and Aubrey, we plan to resume posting our day-to-day experiences as host and parasite in hopes that people both like and unlike us can feel seen and understood. Please reach out to us, we would like to teach and learn <3

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🪱 Despite being an invertebrate with no bones or joints to speak of, I've somehow managed to develop a somewhat chronic ache across the Kaniss and Jadriss Flad part of my true body

(🧠 Credit to @pixelsilver for the diagram by the way, very helpful in figuring Magnolia out)

(🧠 Probably because you're on my brain 24/7 instead of swimming once every 3 days like you probably should. 🪱 Quiet you)

🪱 I never thought I'd want something like this, but I am craving one of your human massages. How does one google "Yeerk Certified Masseuse in my area" and actually get results. My nerve interfaces are very delicate things you know

🧠 Yes Magnolia, your thoughts on this have been on broadcast for the past month in my brain, remember?

🪱 Ah, like this cat, simply find the person who made this media clip. Make them do this, I say this as your Yeerk🔫

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🧠Holds your Yeerk like the 1997 Pizza Hut "Don't Be a Yeerk" Stamp Roller (this is punishment of the highest order)

(img source Animorphs Universe on Youtube)

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🧠 I feel like no one talks about how uncomfortable it feels to be without your headmate for a while. Mags has a different sleep schedule from me, and will often sleep in later, so in the few hours I'm up and she isnt, I feel like a twitching corpse. I'm being dramatic, but hey, Yeerks help!

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Thank you for liking Yeerk friend! ( I'm definitely NOT a controller who draws Yeerks as cute as possible.)

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🧠 Hypothetically, you should talk with us about that (lmao)

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🧠So, in an attempt to help Mags feel more at home in my head, I made this for Mags to sleep to. I know it isn't super helpful given that it's no replacement for an actual pool, but I thought it might help take the edge off and make her feel safe. I'm really hoping she likes it.

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🪱 After much mental deliberation, I have Aubrey's blessing to spend the next week experiencing or doing whatever I want to this body. Oooh I'm so excited. So I wanted to reach out to the (mostly) human following we have and ask, what should I do in your human society? I already adore food, and have been reading quite a bit, but I am looking for thrills, excitement. Up until now I have shared this body, but for the next week it's mine. Considering tattoos, jewelry, piercings, whatever I may fancy <3

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🪱 Awh cute, did you know humans made toys of us back when the word was getting out? The messaging was of debatable quality, but look at how sweet these are <3

🧠 Is the "debatable messaging" the typical humans dogging on Yeerks as body-snatchers? Because like, at least when the war was going on, mildly warranted.