Witches will be like "my spell candle did something weird!!! Is this a sign????" And they'll show you the before and after pics for reference and.
By god in the first picture, the candle is loaded with plastic glitter and too many herbs all around the wick and a thick sheen of vegetable oil and essential oils. And the second picture is a shattered glass plate and wax absolutely everywhere and scorch marks on the table and.
Babes that isn't "weird" and the only "sign" here is that you have no concept of candle safety!!!!
I like to think that the Postman was given the capacity to think for the sake of being conversational. A script cannot actively communicate and respond, meaning, well, it cannot have a conversation. It just adds a bit more nuance to the ‘I was programmed for you’ scene the Postman has, considering he isn’t solely in existence for the sake of the players, he is also conscious for the sake of the players (in this case, our Player, hence the reference to them).
Well, I'll be honest. There are many of us who only read Rick Riordan's books because of Solangelo. People said there was a gay couple, and that was enough to win me over. And many others too. Even in the Spanish-speaking fandom, there's a PDF that summarizes PJO, HOO, and TOA so that those who only want to read Solangelo can understand the context and just read the TOA excerpts and move on to TSATS and TCOTD (honestly, the only books I bought). And I have a printed copy because the girl at the bookstore sold it to me when I bought TSATS. There's no greater interest after that. Just the gay ship, and that's it. For most of us, we only read about gay characters, and when there's a het couple, we lose interest. And honestly, there are many of those fans who, if one of the characters is trans, don't consider them gay and lose interest immediately.
Before you come at me with moralistic speeches, they're fictional characters and aren't even entirely human. Real relationships don't interest us, so shipping isn't a movement, activism, or anything like that. They aren't real, and their lives aren't based on real things. Latinamerica has always made fun of how much people in the United States want to impose their morality on fictional characters who aren't entirely human, but who don't do anything in real life.
So yes, it's true that many would lose interest in Rick Riordan's books if they changed the gay ship. Or make them trans.
oh my gods they're back.
its impressive how many words you're able to use to say "i dont care to look into queer authors and queer stories and also i dont view trans men as men"
this is crazy that its something i have to say but uh
✨I am not american✨
chat im danish btw <3 not everything you see on the internet is from america <3 wild take <3
im not just imposing my morality on these characters i am. drawing characters. and also this is WILD but um. ✨i am trans✨. so perhaps drawing them as trans make me more interested o: o: wild huh?? since its my blog. and my art. and my interpretations. that i choose to share on the internet. im so sorry that not everyone on the internet share these specific superficial views??? O:
have you perhaps considered that if a trans view of the characters make you lose interest then. dont look at my blog????? its actually really simple! you can even block me if these very few trans posts ive made bother you so much :3 i really dont care <3
fr tho if i cared how everyone in the world viewed these characters and only drew according to the biggest audience that'd kill every fiber of joy in creation so. go search mainstream cishet authors of your super specific view of gay people elsewhere i really dont give a fuck <3 lmao <3
oh and ps, there are a lot of us who are here for the actual characters and stories that rick riordan has written and put effort into and not just here for a borderline fetishized view of a queer ship who might just wanna look deeper into the characters and view them through a realistic lens <3 just food for thought <3
cursing whoever sent me that last ask because now i'm STUCK thinking about naga kylar... (gotta link the OG naga kylar writer hehejej @everexpandingentropy !!!)
gen! reader x m! kylar below!!)
- maybe you stumble into his den one day (a cave hidden by an assortment of greenery, a cavern dug out from the side of a moutain, anywhere a naive human explorer should not be.)
- assuming that naga kylar has had no positive interactions with humans throughout his lifetime, he moves to tear into you with his fangs (i'm tossing up between paralysing venom or just normal venom) but stops himself.
- you smell... good for a human.
- he doesn't really know what to do with himself, just hovers over you, tongue flicking out to taste the air as you squeeze your eyes shut.
- ultimately, kylar decides to take you as his mate! it's common for nagas to choose human mates, after all! he's sure you'll be happy as his mate!
- any escape attempts are met with confusion. kylar probably just assumes the nest he's placed you in isn't up to your standards and adds more appropriate materials! when you still try to escape after that... he's stumped.
- extremely territorial. does not react well to any humans approaching his dwelling now that you're in it. when he's not out hunting, he'll be hovering outside the cave's entrance, tangled up with you in the nest, or basking in the sun with you held tightly in his arms.
- if any friends or family come looking for you or, even worse, try to take you back... it's better to just cover your eyes and ears. an angry naga isn't a pretty sight.
- loves any and all affection you give him! a stray glance from across the cave is automatically taken as consent for him to tangle his body with your own! he loves how warm you are! if he could speak human, he'd call you his own personal sun.
- if you pet or kiss or cuddle him, he's going to be over the moon! the only problem is that he now takes this as expected behaviour from you and gets sad if you don't snuggle with him :(
did i make this post as excuse to talk about naga kylar's double dicks? yeah.
- i think his first attempts at breeding with you would consist with a lot of rutting and confusion on his part. poor guy is going entirely off of instinct (snake virgin) and doesn't know what holes of yours to breed :(
- once he figures it out though, it's gonna hurt.
- you're squealing and kicking as soon as two dicks emerge from his sheathe. kylar just tilts his head at your horrified expression and rubs his forehead against yours (his cute attempt at reassuring you). awww! it must be your first time too! nevermind if it actually is or not, two big slimey naga dicks will ruin you beyond repair
- his tail will wrap itself around one of your legs, holding you snug against his body as he works his way into a seemingly much-too-tight hole. you'll feel his tongue flicking out against the nape of your neck, tasting the thick scent of sex filling up the den.
- once he's finished, you'll be so relieved after being stretched so wide, split out wider than your poor hole has ever been. that relief runs out quick once you feel a clawed hand resting over your stomach, petting you softly.
ok follow-up report: we've broken for lunch, there is SO MUCH technology bullshit happening. stay safe out there ive had to download like 5 more apps for this job and there have been login issues aplenty. currently trying to find a place i can sit and eat my lunch as unawkwardly as possible