Yellow Beetles
Malon: After Link saved Hyrule, there was a time when I began to get super timid around him.
Link: Apparently if you personally save the general world from death and destruction, people like you... a lot.
Malon: So we kind of grew apart for a while.
Link: You mean YOU ghosted me.
Malon: I wasn't going to fight a bunch of starry eyed fangirls for a guy I didn't even know liked me at the time. Besides, I watched you eat dirt as a kid Link.
Link: Still hurt.
Malon: Anyways, the next time we saw each other he made a deal that if he found a yellow beetle, a bug I'd never seen in all my life, I'd talk to him more often.
Link: You can only ignore me for so long before I bring out the bargaining chips.
Malon: I'll admit I was both impressed and touched when he showed up half an hour later covered in dirt and holding up a jar with a bug in it triumphantly. But it kind of stopped being so touching the second time... and the third... and the fourth... and the sixth...
Link: You told me it didn't exist. Don't ever tell me something doesn't exist. *puts bug jar on the table*