Which two of your characters are the most deserving and least deserving of head pats?
So... I found this question somewhat tricky. I considered it from a couple of angles, when trying to think of the "most deserving." I think August would be the more pleasant to head pat, but Felix is certainly the most morally deserving.
On the other hand, Atticus is a one-boy trauma machine, so maybe he could most handily use the head pats? I'm really not sure. Either way, it's probably one of those three.
As for who is "least deserving..."
No contest: None of them! They are all deserving of head pats. Heinrich may, on paper, not deserve head pats by virtue of being one of the messiest murgs in existence, but he desperately needs them. As for Yetz, yes, he will certainly bite the hand that pats him, but I really want to head pat him, so... Head pats for all, I suppose.