#yhs polycule

[syistoppedgivingafuck]

YHS POLYCULE SCENARIOS PRETTY PLEASEEEE I'M BEGGING YOU, FEED US MOTHER/FATHER/PARENT/THEYER/THEYRENT

heyhey so the polycule yhs was a joke but ykw fuck it we ball

elijah/alec/kyran/yumi/kai (senpai)/valerie/celeste/evelyn only because im a coward and if im gonna list every fucking character in the series im gonna fucking explode (like i said in prev tags, no funneh and gold. the only reason liv, felicia, and brittney aren't in here is because in my head those three and funneh are in a polycule for some reason. gold has gone off with trillions of dollars after suing someone. get it aroace queen. alys also not in the polycule bc im noooot keeping track of all these bitches fr)

ALSO NOTE: elijah and celeste arent doing anything weird with each other. they just happen to share partners. a lot of partners. you can add more partners to this polycule but the ones i mentioned are just the ones im gonna be writing about

for my sake bc ive got a minor hangover from the alcohol, yumi isn't gonna murk anyone for being with her partners and never did

everyones a bit softer around valerie, they love doting on her the most because she's a transfer student and mainly just a fucking menace when left alone with funneh. shes the relationship favorite and also the one they rat to whenever they wanna get someone in trouble.

evelyn having to buy a whole ass van because alec once said taking a limousine to a shitty movie theatre was tacky so now they just look like theyre getting kidnapped (evelyn still brings out the limo whenever they're going more high end. alec gets put in the fanciest suit possible for making evelyn get a fucking van for them)

kai and kyran constantly talk about anime and valerie joins them occasionally because they all like anime. yumi only joins to have one of them play with her hair.

all of them booing games when they can't fit every single one of them into a single server or game.

alec and kyran always bicker and fight and elijah, opportunist that he is, always says they should kiss him and he'll tell them who wins the fight based on who kisses the best

celeste braiding everyone's hair and giving them beautiful hair styles that border on fantasy, meanwhile elijah just gets a slap on the back of the head and a "you're doing great" because she really dont gaf

kyran being bored and wanting to bother his partners but all of them are busy or doing their own thing and therefore kyran must weep on his woe chair (evelyn got him one so he could be more dramatic) for attention. kai is always the first to answer.

everyone having to pick one partner to introduce to their families because the fuck are they gonna do? bring a fucking ensemble to dinner and explain "yes we're all dating each other. except those two, they're only dating us, not each other. they're twins."?? 💀

all of them forgetting which partner they introduced to their families and having to make a list together so they dont bring the wrong person to dinner and have their families disapprove of their "cheating"

play argument occurs where they all argue about who's cheating on who that ends in "meghan sent food! who wants some?"

evelyn begging everyone to please please please consider moving in with her into a villa she got for her elementary graduation after college because she really wants all of them to live in the same house

elijah being constantly plagued by all his partners because he's a walking furnace and its cold. please stay still. they all want hugs.

alec pirates games for his partners, kyran buys games for his partners, evelyn threatens to make a dissertation on capitalism and its effect on polyamorous relationships every time they argue about it.

celeste constantly taking up the girls lap spaces everytime one of the guys (especially elijah) want to nap on the girls laps

yumi is the one they send into battle (to the cashier at the fast food place) and hope for a fruitful return (their order was wrong and they want the correct order)

yumi is the quieter ones of their polycule and therefore the one everyone bothers the most so she feels like she's part of the relationship

valerie pranks everyone occasionally and everyone goes knocking at Funneh's door every time it goes wrong because its never valerie's fault. only funneh can come up with some diabolical shit.

this is all i can come up with for now... its a bit of a struggle making sure everyone gets a spotlight, haha.

[syistoppedgivingafuck]

YESSSS PLS HAVE PRINCE AND EVAN JOIN THE POLYCULE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

OKAY PRINCE AND EVAN IN THE YHS POLYCULE

evan/kai/alec/kyran/prince/elijah/celeste/yumi/valerie/evelyn

wow thats. thats like a team of animators atp what the fuck they could make a basketball team outta that /hj

these scenarios will mostly be about how evan and prince join the massive polycule,,,, bc i might explode if i have to write scenarios past that,,, also this might be more story that uappens to be in bullet points than actual scenarios

evan is kinda aware of the polycule since he has been in yhs since his first year, but he didn't interact w them much and mostly just saw them as like really close friends who happened to date in their friend group

and then evan started getting more out there and posting more about his music and dyed his hair blue (which turned green because fuck him i guess) and he starts getting a little more popular

he doesn't really have an interest in the polycule at first. and then he meets alec. and fuck him, he's in love. alec is actually the one who approaches him because valerie loves his music and wants him to play at her party

at first he thinks its a set up since it is legit just alec's "friend group" at the party but evan doesn't let it get to him and performs pretty well. most of the "friend group" likes him too and he starts hanging out with them more.

evan eventually walks in on alec pushed against the wall just getting kissed to death by like elijah or kyran or something and Evan's like oh is this like an open secret........

evan is a little weirded out that alec is "cheating" and brings it up to valerie, who tries her hardest not to laugh in his fucking face

yumi has to explain they're all in a polyamorous relationship and sometimes alec just gets targeted for kisses because he's a little bitch and everyone deserves peace for at least five minutes

evan is like flabbergasted that theyre all dating and elijah, opportunistic fuck that he is, flirts and says he could be part of it too. evan gets flustered and kai has to be like "guys chill, you said you'd let alec handle charming him" and yumi's like "man fuck alec bro, i want this brokie pizza boy in my lap rn"

they talk, yadda yadda, actually communicate about what it means to be in a relationship with like idk 7 or 8 people, i cant fucking count

second year rolls around.

prince walks in.

kai is immediately taken to him. absolutely in love with that guy. kyran follows bc lowk prince ain't exactly hot shit but he's a himbo and thats some good shit

elijah finds him pretty but prince is absolutely infatuated with elijah, just dealing with some deep rooted internalized frenchphobia biphobia and polyphobia?? whatever the hate for multiple partners is

prince makes friends with evan, who honestly likes him but isn't really in love yet. just like a teensy crush on the guy. prince tells evan about how he has a crush on a guy and a girl and evan, internally, is like "there is a 70% chance he's talking about two of my partners rn"

prince is like a little insecure and worried about what people will think about him for liking a guy and a girl and evans like "ehh, like, who cares?? theres like a group of 9 or so people in a poly relationship in the school n no one really cares" and prince is like "a poly relationship of HOW MANY people???"

now evan is trapped having to tell this blonde himbo all about this 9 person polycule in the school in an objective way and alec walks by and is like "oh yeah, im one of the ones in the polycule" and prince immediately turns to him to latch onto for answers

evan runs away like a little bitch and leaves alec to deal with Prince's endless questions about the polycule

prince is flabbergasted finding out the polycule has both men and women and hes like "you can do that???? without getting hate??????" and alecs like "yeah bro half of us are like. into both. the other half dgaf"

and then prince laments how he wishes he'd be able to join the polycule or find some place with that kind of acceptance and alec is like "well fuck do i make a move and die to kai and kyran or do i tell kai and kyran so they can flirt with him" and in the end alec is like "who knows, maybe you could charm my partners into letting you into the relationship. i wouldn't mind having you around."

meanwhile elijah is getting jumped by kai and kyran because he's the main affection for prince and elijah is pretty flippant about the pretty transfer student being into him

valerie is entirely oblivious to princes crush on her tho ngl. like most of the girls are off doing their own thing and come back to find their boyfriends in shambles and theyre like "okay are we adding a new person to the spreadsheet or"

i think in the end it would be kyran and evelyn who get prince into the relationship. and Yumi steals the first kiss because shes a gremlin and she likes getting the first kisses

prince sees evan in the polycule and is like YOU WERE IN HERE TOO??

and evans like "im so sorry i had to tell my boyfriends about ur crush on them i didn't know how to comfort u"

celeste crawls out of the woodworks and immediately declares himbo the better blonde guy and elijah gets mad

also prince gets added to the spreadsheet but he gets a cute little emoji unlike the rest of them

im sorry if i seem fried and these scenarios are subpar lmaoo