#yog-soggoth

[samandmaxandfriends]

Hey, Papierwaite, do you happen to have any living relatives? If so, do you keep in touch with them, or are they even aware you exist?

Papierwaite: I’m not sure what came of him, and frankly, I don’t care.

Norrington: Who are you talking about? You never told me you had family.

Papierwaite: I don’t like to talk about it. 

[mostlynaturalhistorians]

Could you both describe what it's like being fused together 24/7?

“In a single word? Irritating.”

“While certainly not the most convenient situation, we’ve found ways to manage. It took quite a bit of adjusting for the both of us following Papierwaite’s blunder of a summoning attempt. Fortunately I am easily able to hide myself within his body, as well speak to him, without being seen. In this state I may also see and hear everything he can.”

“Feh... And as a result, I have not had any true privacy in more than a century! He can even look inside my mind!”

“Look on the bright side, Papierwaite. Not only have you been blessed with unfathomable eldritch power, you’ve achieved eternal youth, living well beyond the ordinary life expectancy of your kind thanks to my own dark matter entering and merging with your once-human bloodstream.”

“Some ‘eldritch power!’ I can summon tentacles, and that’s about it! Though the immortality is… alright, I suppose. Hopefully I still feel that way in a few hundred more years, if we’re still attached that long…”

“I beg your pardon?”

“Since I’ll go back to being mortal and aging as usual, once we unfuse ourselves and you return to the Dark Dimension, yes?”

“…”

“… Yes?!”

“It would appear there are some things we need to discuss.”

[cloudysarts]

[cloudysarts]

“My dear Maximus, you have been chosen to play the starring role in the greatest spectacle of the age…The summoning of Yog-Soggoth!”

hiii this is a redraw!! only a few months later, but here’s the original!! <3</p>

[samandmaxandfriends]

Norrington, do you keep in touch with your kids in Dunnitch?

Anton Papierwaite: You find more disturbing ways to describe humans every day, Doctor. Dr. Norrington: Thank you.

[samandmaxandfriends]

Norrington, what does the rest of you look like?

Dr. Norrington: Perhaps it's best I'm in this form. If you could see the real me, you'd likely be screaming and gouging your eyes out.

[cloudysarts]

"My dear Maximus, you've been chosen to play the starring role in the spectacle of the age! The Summoning of Yog-Soggoth!”

[mostlynaturalhistorians]

"Welcome to The Museum of Mostly Natural History, located in the heart of New York City’s thriving museum district! My name is Anton Papierwaite, the curator, and we’re currently hosting a fascinating exhibit on--”

“Aren’t you forgetting something, Papierwaite?”

“Oh... yes. And this is Doctor Norrington, who has insisted on being a part of this... account for the media of the socials.”

“That’s social media.”

“Whatever. As I was saying, feel free to ask me--”

“Us.”

“... Us, about the museum. Or anything else, I suppose...”

“Of course, we’ll be more than happy to share our knowledge with any and all who seek it.”

“Yes, what he said.”