#sameth

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Sammun-Mak doodles because I'm still aching (feat. Jürgen)

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Okay, peeps, as to Sam Heughan's new girlfriend, Steph, here you go...

I was going to do a long post replete with tons of pics, explanations, dots connected, and background info, BUT, other accounts have already posted her name, IG account, etc...and I'm tired as hell. This Godforsaken shitshow of a fandom has plum worn me out these last 11 YEARS. So, I'm just going to summarize what I know, post a few of her modeling pics, and you guys can go find the pics, videos, details on your own. I'm just so damn tired. My apologies, I know you got used to my long ass posts with EVERYTHING spelled out, but I don't think I have it in me anymore. Don't hate me too much. And for the inevitable haters, no, it's not that I don't have the info, it's that I have it ALL, and all is a lot, and I just don't have the energy. Simple as that. But I hope what I post below is enough.

I had already done a summary in a previous post, so I'm going to add more info to that.

Sam's new woman is Canadian. She's in her 30s, 5'10. Her maiden name is Stephanie Bullock. She goes by Steph. She was previously married to another Canadian man. He's an ice hockey player who played in Canada, the US, and Germany. The little blonde girl in the distillery opening pic with Sam is Steph's daughter with the Canadian hockey player. The little girl, whose name starts with an L, was born in February of 2017. Steph and the hockey player broke up and he is now married to another woman, and he and his new wife have a toddler son together. I'm not posting any of their Instagram accounts, but others have, and you can find them on your own if you're so inclined. But it would be nice if you left them alone, since they have have no horse in this race.

Steph then married Irish singer, Eion French aka Talos and she moved to Ireland. Sadly, Eion died of cancer in August 2024. When she married him, she became Steph French. I posted his name because he is deceased and obviously those of you of the asshole persuasion won't be able to harass him...unless you like being haunted by Irish ghosts...but I wouldn't mess with the Irish, just saying. Oh, and Steph's Instagram account doesn't have her last name btw (her old accounts did, but her new one doesn't).

Steph is a model, singer (she sang a moving tribute to her late husband), and has a Masters Degree in Counseling Psychology. So, she's beautiful, talented, and intelligent.

Here's just a sample of her modeling pics. 👇

Here's Sam with her at Rik Rankin's wedding. Notice the tattoo on her wrist in both pics. 👇

And here she is sitting cozily with Sam at the wedding. You can see her dark hair under the hat, notice the coat she's wearing. 👇

And it's the same coat she wore to the opening of Sam's distillery. 👇

And these are the people who I follow on Instagram who also follow Steph. Caitlin was already following her when I found out about Steph and Sam, but Alex and Caitriona are recent follows. 👇

Soooo, Sam taking Steph to TWO very public events--Rik Rankin's wedding, where all his Outlander friends went, and the opening of his distillery, where business friends, and his MOM went, plus Alex AND Cait now following Steph would indicate she is someone special to him. Plus her daughter attending the distillery opening.

As for those asking what about him being in L.A., Mexico, Portugal, and the same part of Scotland when Vicky Farkasova was there as recently as May, hey, what can I tell you? Coincidence, or people can date more than one person at once. Regardless, Sam obviously made his choice and decided Steph is special enough to soft launch the relationship in public pics. I'm SO happy for him!

And Steph is in her 30s, so she could still have more kids. I've always said it would be a crime against humanity if THIS 👇 face didn't get replicated. 🙏

*sigh* A girl can dream...

Anyhoo...imagine if I had done a long post hahaha. My thumbs are getting numb. So, as is tradition, imma coin their couple name. Sam + Steph or Steph + Sam. What should it be? Sameph? Samteph? Stepham? Let me know in the comments.

PS. Any negative comments will be deleted. And if you're annoying enough, I'll block you.

PPS. My little Inbox Anon trolls, I'm ready for you...gonna pour myself another cup of coffee, pop some popcorn, and wait to relish in your idiocy. Hit me with your best shot. I LIVE for how frothy you get when I post about Sam's love life. 😈😚

That's all for now, folks. 😘

[summersaints]

Sometimes a family is...

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(If you struggle to read the boxes, the text of the dialogue is written at the end of the post, below the cut!)

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(Note: Sam is canonically in the DH universe. Starfact0ry is a co-creator on this project - though even she doesn't know the full scope of the story, and is a fan just as much as she is a co-creator. Oliver, Sam, Ember, Athena, and Mary are all her characters who will be recurring in the DH comic series.

Most canon characters cannot see Chara, meaning Sam cannot see them, however non-canon people may or may not be able to - its up to you to decide as you send an ask in.)

If you wish to send questions, see the introductory/rules post!

Credit to starfact0ry for the Meth, Frisk, and Chara sprites.

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*Meth watches with a...strange intensity on his face.

*Frisk and Chara can't help but giggle by the end of the video.

Alphys: W-Wow...I-...

*Alphys seems to be struggling not to get emotional.

Alphys: What a- a sweet message...! I...I was very h-happy to- to help...! And I know she was, too. We h-had no reason to turn your request down...there's no discrimination for who receives care h-here, it's given out p-purely on the basis of-of whatever people weren't already receiving treatment, and ne-need it most direly...your sister is a k-kind woman, and deserved a-a chance. And you also seem like a-a compassionate brother...admittedly, you remind me a-a bit of my own brother. Oh, and, I would love to hear you play someday, eheheh!

Frisk: Me too, musicians are so frikkin cool! Which makes you cool by default! I hope you are doing well!

Chara: Of course you'd say that, you nerd.

Frisk: (You're also a nerd - an even bigger one, I dare say - so don't even get me started!)

Meth: ...

Alphys: E-Erm- Meth, are you-

Meth: Enthralled?

Alphys: I-I was going to say "okay", a-actually-

Meth: There is no okay in a moment such as this.

Frisk: Is...something...wrong??

Chara: I don't think I want to know.

Meth: The only thing wrong here is that my ears are left melancholy, aching for the sweet serenade to caress and grip my eardrums! Oh, what lost potential! If only he'd taken them into his sweet ivory hands, stolen them away to tuck beneath his pillowcase, to enrich me every twinkling night!

Alphys: Stolen your...eardrums???

Frisk: ...

Meth: Yes! To take my eardrums is to be more intimate than to take my heart! The only act of intimacy which exceeds would be to reach a limb into my brain and take a squeeze! Though, with the right lyrics, it may be achieved simultaneously!

Alphys: U...UM???

Frisk: ...Do-Do I need to leave???

Chara: To my audience - I would like to tell you that he's having a brain aneurysm from being so GAY, but unfortunately this is just how he speaks.

Meth: Oh, such dedication! To turn oneself in for the sake of ones family! There is no greater act of loyalty!

Alphys: I-I don't think this is a very appropriate response-

Meth: Appropriate? How might I be any more appropriate than to tell a loyal man how charming and desirable he is?

Chara: I do believe this is what people nowadays would refer to as..."simp behavior."

Alphys: W-Well- I mean- I-I just don't want viewers to- to get the idea that t-this is a dating show or-or- or that we will b-be parasocial, or-

Chara: Didn't Alphys watch nearly our entire journey underground?

Frisk: Thats rich coming from you, Auntie.

Alphys: E-Erm- I-I-

Meth: Oh, you lavishly dapper skeletal sweet, if your eyelights dare to lay gaze upon this record, and your soul yearns for a connection which expands beyond the restraints of this universe, please know you are welcomed to reach out to my socials at any point for plentiful philosophies or more. Tell me, stunning, which hospital you are staying at? Perhaps we may make an arrangement for your release!

Alphys: Meth, h-he has serious tr-treatments for-

Meth: And if you'd like to call me personally, my handheld messenger-

Alphys: W-Wait, don't announce your n-number!

[shadowkupkake]

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Abhorsen

Scheda informativa

Titolo originale: Abhorsen

Terzo capitolo de: Trilogia del Vecchio Regno

Autore: Garth Nix

Editore: Fazi Editore

Prima edizione: 2024

Pagine: 380

Prezzo: € 18,50

Trama

Dopo secoli di cattività, il Distruttore sta per tornare libero: Orannis non è più imprigionato nelle profondità della terra e sta cercando di spezzare l'ultimo vincolo che gli impedisce di esercitare i suoi terribili poteri. Mentre il Vecchio Regno cade ancora una volta nell'oscurità e nel terrore, la popolazione può confidare solo nell'Abhorsen, flagello dei morti. Ma l'Abhorsen Sabriel si è recata ad Ancelstierre insieme a suo marito il re e nessuno ha più ricevuto notizie. Soltanto Lirael, erede alla carica di Abhorsen, ha qualche possibilità di fermare Orannis, anche se non ha idea di come fare. Fino a poco tempo fa era semplicemente un'assistente bibliotecaria, che speranze può avere di salvare il mondo? Guidata da una visione delle Clayr, Lirael decide di mettersi in viaggio insieme ai suoi fidati compagni – Sameth, la Canaglia e Mogget – per cercare ovunque, sia nel regno dei vivi che in quello dei morti, qualcosa che la aiuti a fermare il Distruttore. Ma tra i mostri d'ombra e malvagi negromanti, sembra che Nicholas, il migliore amico di Sameth, si sia lasciato manipolare dai poteri di Orannis e stia collaborando con lui. Che possibilità ha una giovane donna di sconfiggere un potere in grado di distruggere la vita stessa?

Recensione

È sempre meglio agire.

Con l'Abhorsen — il terzo volume della Trilogia del Vecchio Regno — si conclude il viaggio di Lirael che, partita dal Ghiacciaio delle Clayr come “Clayr senza vista” trova non solo il suo posto nel mondo, ma anche una famiglia e degli amici che, con il tempo, imparerà a conoscere, così come diventerà un'Abhorsen degna del suo ruolo, orgoglio di suo padre, Abhorsen prima di Sabriel,e della stessa Sabriel sua sorellastra, proprio come sua madre Arielle aveva previsto.

Meglio non contare le mele prima di aver piantato l'albero. [...] La vita andava avanti, sebbene in una lotta continua.

Come nei precedenti volumi Lirael e, prima ancora, Sabriel, anche nell'Abhorsen sono contenuti preziosi insegnamenti, tra cui il non mettere fretta al tempo e alle proprie capacità e abilità di spledendere, e il non arrendersi mai di fronte alle difficoltà.

La scrittura di Garth Nix ti tiene incollato alle pagine, piene di colpi di scena e avventure che vorresti davvero vivere in prima persona, nonostante l'oscurità e l'incombente malasorte del mondo che potrebbe polverizzare tutto il conosciuto, tanto che anche nel fortuito caso in cui Lirael e i suoi compagni non fossero riusciti a fermare il Orannis, il Distruttore, la fantasia del lettore sarebbe galoppata: se per pura fortuna un singolo individuo, o un paio di esseri viventi, fossero riusciti a scampare alla morte certa, cosa sarebbe loro successo? Un interrogativo che, comunque, non si pone se non in un finale alternativo.

L'epilogo dell'Abhorsen lascia comunque spazio all'immaginazione: in cosa consiste il nuovo e inaspettato percorso di Nicholas Sayre?

Valutazione

★★★★★ 5/5

La serie Trilogia del Vecchio Regno

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