5162. Lightning doesn’t understand phrases and sometimes sarcasm. He’s extremely unused to hearing things that aren’t extremely literal, so phrases like ‘two birds with one stone’ and 'we’ll cross the bridge when we get there’ are confusing and will illicit responses like “But we were not fighting birds? Why are you talking about birds?” and “Why is a bridge needed to get there? I thought it was all on land?”
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