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[kostuznyet-a]

𝐈𝐅  𝐈  𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐃  𝐀  𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄   :   why  on  earth  would  i  hire -

DATE  WITH  DEVID     /     date  fee:    $1.12. customer  comments:   ‘  i’m  never  dating  again.   (  person  in  30s  )  ’

TAGGED  BY:     @archivars TAGGING:     @verglase     /     @unsanktya     /     @piesurrect     /     @sovietperil     /     @molnitsa     /     @pevunyol     /     @luemiere   +   @maysqueen     /     @mozorova​     /     @ghafaith​     /     @cadisfly​     oh  god  i  don’t  know  everyone  lmao

[softshuji]

All yours.....or at least he was

-?

.....what do you mean by that? Which one was it? Koko?

[3rdgymbros]

I did,, we are exposed

D-DONT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE WE HAD SOME KIND OF AFFAIR OMG.

[yeahwehadatime]

[jueki]

[the-shipwreck-survivor]

O///O;;

[asiriuslygleefulstarkid]

I'm sorry but the guy in your sidebar gif looks weird. Like creepy, unattractive weird. Who is it? I love youuuuuu.

THAT IS ANDREW SCOTT AND HE IS SEXY AS FUCK. JFC WAFA. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN -

Oh wait. You hated Loki. Never mind. I should have seen this coming.

Wafa's To-Do List:

1. Learn the definition of "sexy villain".