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#you douche #gave this thing to me #why would u do that #minato #dad #naruto #kyuubi #manga #shounen

I die. I’m dead.

#help #you douche #thanks

Facebook memories will be the death of my psyche. Kms. 😴😴

#get outa here Facebook #you douche

Hmmmm

Is #grabthembythepussy a hashtag yet?

#grab them by the pussy #trump #you douche

I am now that person.

I am that person trapped in a coffee shop, trying to write in peace, while some douche canoe moron who can’t manage his own volume attempts to impress a woman with his political illiteracy. (His words, not mine.)

Sadly, she’s clueless enough to just be nodding. Oh my god honey, you can do better than this. He’s saying all candidates are the same. He’s talked about Hilary, Trump, Cruz -- but didn’t even mention Bernie! He’s not even aware! He’s stated he voted in the last election -- and I doubt he means the mid-years -- and that he was only just barely old enough and OH MY GOD YOU’RE WHAT TWENTY-TWO AND STILL AN IDIOT?

Now he’s gone on to his most recent illness. She’s hanging on every word. Snot. Don’t talk about snot on a first date! Oh god. Honey, no. He is not that fascinating. Have some self-esteem.

Right. I need to turn my music up REALLY LOUD because this guy is facing me and has NO idea how to converse at a level that isn’t Shouting and as someone who does this myself trust me I know the type.

Miike Snow, save me. Save me.

#personal bullshit #oh my god stop #you douche