When you are tagged you tell these 88 truths about yourself, then tag 25 people.
I was tagged by bodfukit, also known as Sadhbh who has the greatest hair I have ever seen. Seriously, I could write pages about how great your hair is (and you too, bae)
WHAT WAS YOUR…
1)last beverage? A cup of tea I made before dinner, but I made it without realizing that dinner was almost ready so I had to drink it with my dinner, a sin of itself.
2)last phone call? Yesterday with Mammy. We needed toilet roll. She didn’t bring any back but she did bring me a kitkat
3)last text message? O2. Dixie Chicks are playing at the Point. 80% of my text are concert announcements from O2. I am very popular.
4)last song you listened to? Someone Like You by Adele. I serenaded it to my cats as I cut the nettles growing in the chicken coop.
HAVE YOU…
5)last time you cried? The end of Song of the Sea. It was very emotional for me.
6)dated someone? Five years ago aye. I’ve been fighting the suiters ever since.
7)been cheated on? The great monopoly incident of ‘14. We still don’t talk about the distrust that brought.
8)kissed someone and regretted it? Naw, I take what I can get.
9)left someone? I said it was mutual so it didn’t seem like I was the heartless bitch but I’m told he said otherwise.
10)been depressed? Maybe
11)been drunk and thrown up? I got drunk and burped and a lil vomit came up but it didn’t get further than that #VomitFreeSince06
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS
12) Very very very dark blue, like on the bring of black and people think it’s black but their’s that hint of blue in there. Basically black. The colour of my soul.
13) The deep gold you get in Baroque painting frames. Love me some gold.
14) Deep pink-maroon, that one that goes really well with grey.
IN THE LAST YEAR
15)made a new friend? Hells yeah
16)fallen out of love? I fell out of love with noodles after I ate so much and lost the delicious taste for it that I once savored. one day though, I hope to learn to love it again.
17)laughed until you cried? Defo but I can’t recount a very recent time since that happened. Once it was because of a miscommunication of who get’s punched in the stomach to prevent pregnancy.
18)someone who changed you? Bernini (shout out to my home boy). Changed the way I look at art.
19)found out who your true friends are? Through the Trials of Fire and Quicksand, yes.
20)found out somebody was talking about you? Yeah and I shut that bitch down like and adult.
21)kissed anyone on your facebook friendslist? Yep. I permit them to gaze upon my face to remind themselves of that precious moment they experienced.
GENERAL
22)how many facebook friends do you know in real life? Like 90%, I have a rule in which I don’t add people I don’t know or don’t speak to. Unless I’m related to them. Which is a lot.
23)do you have any pets? Nine cats (Tiddles, Sylvester, Russell, Bob, P.J., Velvet, Lucky Pumpkin, Tippy and Houdini) that live outside and appear now and then, eleven chickens (we recently lost Fili. Kili is devestated) and one dog, Sage.
24)do you want to change your name? With a name as fantastic as mine? It translates to Little Rose (or horse in German) and Daughter of the Hounds of Ulster. Do you know what that means? Cú Chulainn reference, Motherfuckers.
25)what did you do for your last bday? Sat home alone and cried because I got no cards in the post and a book that I had to return because I wasn’t going to read it.
26)what time did you wake up today? Following and emotional GoT binge watch till 4am, 1pm.
27)what were you doing midnight last night? Game of Throwning real hard
28)name something you cannot wait for? LIFEHOUSE IN SEPTEMBER. I’VE BEEN WAITING A DECADE FOR THIS. PUMPED TO THE FULLEST EXTREME.
29)last time you saw your mom? About two minutes ago. We talked about where I could put my swords.
30)what do you wish you could change about your life? Be able to write more and not get as distracted and get more motivated and be able to fly.
31)what are you listening to right now? The beautiful sound of my own inner monologue.
32)have you talked to a person named tom? Like four at least.
33)what is getting on your nerves right now? Crippling loneliness.
34)most visited website? Tumblr or Netflix, probably.
35)nicknames? Ro, Roro, dat bitch
36)relationship status? Single and not emotionally prepared to mingle with anyone because of my strong sense that no one will ever fancy me because I have a terrible sense of humour.
37)zodiac sign? Capricorn
38)he or she? Excuse you, I am a lady.
39)fav tv show? Suburgatory. I cry because it’s over, and does the Dandelion Gameplays that Cry and Dodger do count?
40)high school? Loreto Convent, A school for girls and mad bantz.
41)college? UCD, aka University of Cool Dudes.
42)hair color? Blonde, but I wanna get that sorta Golden Princess hair, ya feel?
43)long or short hair? Almost long
44)height? 5′5
45)do you have a crush on someone? Myself, mostly. I am hella adorbs.
46)what do you like about yourself? I have really nice eyes. Like I really like my eyes. And my model hans.
47)piercings? Ears? I dunno cause I think it one closed so ear.
48)tattoos? Zilcho, bar the occasional slip of the sharpie.
49)righty or lefty? Righty
FIRST
50)surgery? None
51)piercing? Ears. It was claire’s accessories and I got blue studs.
52)friends? My old neighbour, Ryan, We shared the same birthday.
53)sport you joined? Swimming. We learnt at the beach and they taught us at the worst week of the year, storms and rain and wind and all and they would force us in when it was like four degrees and tell us to dunk or throw us off the pier and tell us to keep swimming.
54)vacation? Donegal. We liked it so much we moved here.
55)pair of trainers? Ultimate cool 90s ones.
RIGHT NOW
56) eating? Nothing but there are Milkey Way cookies downstairs I might get
57)drinking? The life force of my enemies.
58)im about to? Go get a drink and let it sink in that it’ll be another year till my fav lesbian prison show is back on.
59)listening to? Wacky Wednesday video of a top 20 vid (I live a very uninteresting life in the evenings)
60)waiting for? The warm caress of death (too true to change Sadhbh)
61)want kids? If they are as hilarious as me
62)get married? Maybe
63)career? I want to be a successful writer but I’ll also live with just being a museum curator or art historian.
Which is better?
64)lips or eyes? Eyes cause they got all dem colours in them.
65)hugs or kisses? Hugs for my pals, kisses for my bed pals.
66)shorter or taller? Taller which isn’t hard cause I’m a short mofo
67)older or younger? Older, I ain’t no craddlesnatcher.
68)romantic or spontaneous? Someone who will dance with me in non-dancing situtations but also would be willing to go break into an ancient tomb and hunt for treasure with me.
69)sensitive or loud? Like literally loud or just boisterous? Maybe a combo of the two
70)hook up or relationship? Depends on his bank account.
71)trouble maker or hesitant? Socially acceptable trouble maker, like he’ll steal a dog if they owner isn’t nice.
HAVE YOU EVER
72) kissed a stranger? Once but then he wouldn’t leave me alone on Facebook. I’m just that irresistible.
73)lost glasses or contacts? Lost one cool pair that looked like it had spiderwebs on the bus once, another pair I had for about two years before I dropped them and they got ran over.
74)drank liquor? Whiskey is my poison. And Cool Swan.
75)sex on first date? My last date was when I was sixteen sooooo no.
76)broke someones heart? Hahah yes. He wrote a song about it. Called me a bitch.
77)had your heart broken? Once, by us having to give away a kitten we found because we thought our cat might kill it cause he was evil.
78)been arrested? They have to catch me first.
79)turned someone down? Many a time.
80)cried when someone dies? Yep, both fictional and non-fictional.
81)fallen for a friend? Hahahha they wish.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
82)yourself? Of course not, I am a figment of my own imagination.
83)miracles? Who the fuck knows?
84)love at first sight? With food and pretty skirts, yes.
85)heaven? Don’t matter, I’m gonna come back as a vengeful spirit.
86)Santa claus? Of course I do, who do you think leaves all them presents?
87)kiss on the first date? Of course, it’s what decides whether or not there’s gonna be a second.
88)angels? Angels, from what I gather, are actually based off nine different choirs and types and one of them is a Seraphim which is a bad-ass warrior angeland I want to believe that we got cool motherfuckers like that floating about.
I genuinly love tags and shoutout to bodfukit for tagging me but I’m only gonna tag people I chat to on this or think are pretty fly, ergo soulfireinc, alltheusernamesaretaken, intheguttergazingatthestars, whowrotegullibleontheceiling, cheekycaramelcentre, picligto, butwhyistheteagone and spindletrees (plus everyone else, feel free to copy and paste cause I got too many lovable peeps on this site).