Who are the Bruins Blorbos?
ok for simplicity and sadness reasons, i’m gonna go w current bruins otherwise i have to include tuukka
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): obviously bergy. i want him to marry me and be my dad at the same time. it’s complicated
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): probably ullmark. i look at him and i go insane. i’m love him so much this was tuukka and jaro before yanno
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): ok this is not in a hockey way at all but i love nick foligno. he is my dad. he can adopt me. i want him to be my dad. the way he immediately clicked w the bruins made me 🥺
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): i’m gonna count lauko. I JUST WANT HIM TO GET HIS SHOT IN THE NHL but my boy is made of glass 😭 i wish for nothing but his good health
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): derek forbort… he’s just a guy… he’s trying his best ok. i love him and his dog and his silly instagram. silly little tape eater
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): trent. trent. trent. tr
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): bradley kevin. he’s on the shitlist today
