#young soap

[deathblossomm]

Some pictures of young Neil

[tanked-up]

Father Price: Hug it out

Young Ghost: No.

Father Price: Simon.

Young Ghost: I said n-

(Young Soap already squishing the shit out of him)

Father Price: …and what do we say, Simon

Young Ghost mumbling: Sorry…

Young Soap: Can’t hear ya, Ghostie

Young Ghost: STOP CALLING ME GHOSTIE, SOAPIE

Young Soap: STOP CALLING ME SOAPIE

Father Price: I can’t wait for you boys to grow up

Young Ghost: I hope your out of my life by then, Soap

Young Soap: Me too

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(Forward 24 years)

Ghost: Hey Price, have you seen-

Price watching tv while tearing up with a napkin on his hand: DON’T SNEAK UP ON ME

Ghost: ARE YOU CRYING

Price: I’M WATCHING OLD VIDEOS

Ghost: What- YOU TAPED THAT!?

Price: It was the most heartfelt apology I’ve ever seen.

Soap appearing out of nowhere: It sure was, Ghostie

Ghost: Soap, I swear to-

Price: WAIT! Let me get my camera-

[tanked-up]

Father-Price: Just put us all out of our misery and admit it already, son

Young-Ghost starring at him from afar: No, he’s too cool for me

Young-Gaz: He’s a loser, I dunno why you like him

Young-Ghost: He’s your friend!

Young-Gaz: That’s why I’m gonna tell him if you don’t hurry the fuck up

Father-Price: Language, Gaz!

Young-Gaz: It’s true! He’s been at him since forever and I don’t even think he knows the existence of Ghost!

Young-Ghost: I’m gonna punch him, father

Father-Price: Gaz if you continue I’ll let Ghost punch you, and you know how that ended last time

Young-Gaz scoffs: Alright…

(Proceeds to scream at Soap to come where they’re at)

Young-Ghost: GAZ!? I’m gonna leav-

Young-Soap arrives: Oh hey Gaz!

Young-Gaz: Yeah yeah hey. Here’s Ghost, my brother

Young-Soap: Hey! Uh, Ghost?

Young-Ghost: H-Hey…

Young-Soap: I’ve seen you around, wanna come join us?

Young-Ghost: Like… exercising?

Young-Gaz: You see, Ghost doesn’t exer-

Young-Ghost shoves Gaz out of the way: I would love to!

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(Young Ghost climbing up a tree to rescue a “cat”)

Young Ghost: You’re definitely the only person I would do this for

Young Soap: And I thank you for this, Ghostie

Young Ghost: Call me Ghostie again and the cats gets-

Young Soap: The cat what…?

Young Ghost: FUCKING HELL- IT’S NOT A CAT ITS A RAT, JOHNNY

Young Soap: I SWEAR IT WAS A CAT

(Young Ghost falls butt to the ground)

Young Soap mumbles: That sounded like a pretty hard-

Young Ghost glaring at Soap: I will feed you the rat if you aren’t gone this

instant. I WILL DO IT

[tanked-up]

The stolen phone

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Young Soap runs up to Ghost almost out of breath, in his hands he has a cellphone.

Young Ghost: What took you so long Soap!

Young Soap trying to gather his words: t-there we’re teachers in the lounge, I had to wait for them to get out

Young Ghost: Great now we’re one hour late

Young Soap: Relax Ghostie, we’ll call Gaz and tell him to-

Price now appears behind them: What the fuck do you guys think you’re doing!? A teacher called me complaining about you two running around school

Young Soap: Pr-Price… we were just uh, on our break.

Price: Don’t play stupid with me Soap, what’s that phone you have?

Young Ghost now grabs the phone out of Soap’s hand: That- that’s nothing, we uh, we found it on the floor

Price: Really? Cause 10 minutes ago I bumped into a teacher, looking hysterically for her phone

Young Ghost and Soap now run off

Price: I’m too damn old to be running after them

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