Father Price: Hug it out
Young Ghost: No.
Father Price: Simon.
Young Ghost: I said n-
(Young Soap already squishing the shit out of him)
Father Price: …and what do we say, Simon
Young Ghost mumbling: Sorry…
Young Soap: Can’t hear ya, Ghostie
Young Ghost: STOP CALLING ME GHOSTIE, SOAPIE
Young Soap: STOP CALLING ME SOAPIE
Father Price: I can’t wait for you boys to grow up
Young Ghost: I hope your out of my life by then, Soap
Young Soap: Me too
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(Forward 24 years)
Ghost: Hey Price, have you seen-
Price watching tv while tearing up with a napkin on his hand: DON’T SNEAK UP ON ME
Ghost: ARE YOU CRYING
Price: I’M WATCHING OLD VIDEOS
Ghost: What- YOU TAPED THAT!?
Price: It was the most heartfelt apology I’ve ever seen.
Soap appearing out of nowhere: It sure was, Ghostie
Ghost: Soap, I swear to-
Price: WAIT! Let me get my camera-














