ok but...how many fieri for the fat chocobo from FFXIV....
a fine question
for the uninitiated, FFXIV’s variety of Fat Chocobos come in three varieties, all served with a side of greens.
there’s original recipe:
Cajun Style Blackened Chicken:
and of course, Deep Fried In Mayonnaise:
these three boys have similar but distinct flavor profiles. they’re all decadent, though, being extremely fatty meat that you would generally enjoy small-but-exquisite quantities of, like a delicious pork belly bulgogi. similarly, it is probably best enjoyed in a KBBQ scenario
for this reason, i award this man the coveted MAXIMUM SNACKABILITY ranking of 5 FIERIES OUT OF 5














