#yournotpshipper

[eyesontheskyline]

where all the biggest questions meet, for @yournotpshipper.

Read here on ao3.

Rating: T

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton

Additional Tags: Parenting, Babies, Post-Canon, Fluff

Summary: “How do you feel?”

She hums sleepily, thinking about it.  “A bit like I got hit by a truck?” she says, wincing as she pushes herself to a sitting position.  “But the truck was full of oxytocin.”

Rebecca and Nathaniel and parenthood. Five years, five snapshots, one year apart.

(A Crazy Ex Girlfriend Valentine Exchange gift.  So you said you liked kidfic / babyfic and here we are!  This is very new for me but it was so, so much fun to write, so thank you for the inspiration, and I hope you enjoy it!  Happy Valentine’s Day.  And thank you @crazyexvalentine for organising!) 

[southsidestory]

yournotpshipper replied to your photo “I'm thinking about chopping off about two feet of hair so I can dye it...”

Vitamin S (scissor) is the best for damaged ends but you will have a lot of trouble to get your hair light enough to that tone of pink it won't get like that on the first try and remain healty

@yournotpshipper​ My hair doesn’t lift easily--it takes a lot of heat and time to get the bleach to work because my hair is so low porosity. But the flip side of that is that it’s also very, very resilient, and it’s hard to damage it in a significant way. So my virgin hair (which was about at my shoulders) lifted like this in one go when I got my highlights:

That was after leaving on the bleach for forever and then sitting under one of those helmet hair dryers that get up to a million degrees (my aunt is a former hairdresser with a mini salon in her basement). Because without the heat it just wouldn’t lift for shit.

Anyway, that’s light enough to get a really good pink, and my hair was just as strong and silky after I bleached it as it was before, so no serious damage. The color I get doesn’t necessarily have to be pastel, just PINK lol. I’m fairly confident that it will get light enough after one round of bleaching to take on something I’ll like.

But hey, if not, we’ll just take a break and go over it again in a week or two!

[cyanis-art]

Request of my friend @yournotpshipper​, Neji is wearing a corset.

referece of corset:

face reference:

[notbang]

15 and 16

15. Favorite gynecological moment?

The bit in 3x10 before the dark web where Rebecca’s sitting in bed squeezing her boobs and pulling faces because same.

16. Favorite meta joke?

The first time I watched the episode I was really excited about Who’s the New Guy? - I immediately made my brother watch it because it reminded me of Community so I thought he’d appreciate it. I also want to say the ‘James Polk was the only president that said he needed four years to accomplish his goals, did that and didn’t run for re-election’ line because I’m not sure it was a reference to the show itself but I really hope it was.

crazy ex girlfriend ask meme

[fyeahdickkory]

Hi! The will be a DickKory Week 2019? Thank you <3

Yes! There should be a DickKory week coming sometime this year! It’s still a work in progress but be on the lookout for new info at some point soon

- Mod Tatiana

[babymyleopard]

I was tagged by my friend @yournotpshipper - Thanks bb <3

One/Name: May

Two/Birthday: August 3rd

Three/Zodiac: Leo

Four/Height: 172cm

Five/Hobbies: cooking, reading, writing, music, blogging, drawing...

Six/Favorite Colors: pastel blue, light green, black

Seven/Favorite Books: Orlando by Virginia Woolf, The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery, The House of the Dead by Dostoevsky and Basic Concepts in Sociology by Max Weber (bc ofc I couldn’t cite only literature).

Eight/Last Song I Listened To: The end credits from Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Nine/Last Movie Watched: The Lady in the Van (quite fun and Maggie Smith is just sublime)

Ten/Inspiration: Idk, nice ppl, music, art in general... the little nice thing in life, I guess.

Eleven/Meaning of URL: I love Bringing Up Baby and Katharine Hepburn very much :)

I’ll tag: @raktajinhoe, @missolitude, @sententiousandbellicose, @raf-la, @inexprymable and @sarahstreep7 

[likeawildthing]

My friend told me that she once read a fic in which Draco was Sirius' son and Lucius made him bleach his naturally black hair so Narcisa's disloyalty wouldn't be obvious

oh wow and also, incest

[perhapsarat]

A sloth and a jellyfish for the animal hybrid thing if you're still doing it

This is Greg he’s trying to find Nemo he left in 2003 and is almost in Australia