#yowch

[lennonlobotomy]

source: The Playboy interviews with John Lennon and Yoko Ono (page 156)

[aroace-ryland-grace]

puter. is it bad that everytime I stand up after sitting for like 15-30+ minutes my back hurts so much I have to limp around. puter. puter do you hear me.

[accidental-spice]

Dude I can't believe Cala just coworker-zoned Maia

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

A fork fell upon me

[env0]

Two hours masters training after work with a former national coach and champion was so satisfying. I was drenched to the marrow in sweat.

[willgrahamsbum]

I was being a silly little chud and skipping around out of joy while imagining Hannigram in situations and I slipped on a puddle and went flying and slammed my head against a wall and got a huge chunk of the skin of my foot ripped off bc it fell on a shovel 💔💔💔

fuck my hannigram pilled life bro 💔💔💔

[floorbeastie]

this hurt to do

[biggest-butch-tsunami]

I imagine she’d be one of those deers that impale other deers with their antlers.