#ythfah

[aithfah]

AITHFAH for consumerism final boss? I, (eldritch being of no gender or age) made a bunch of dolls to really bank off of capitalism and end the world. However, I didn't pay the sweatshops that made them. To be clear, I don't want opinions on ending the world. I just wonder if I should've paid the people who made my plushies

YTHFAH- you’re the Hatchetfield asshole

NTHFAH- not the Hatchetfield asshole

ESH - everyone sucks here

NHFAHH- no Hatchetfield assholes here

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Voting ended onJul 29, 2025

[aithfah]

AITHFAH for liking Clivesdales

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[aithfah]

Am I the asshole for not going to Mamma Mia with my coworker and his daughter?

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[aithfah]

AITHFAH for killing the cast of my new musical?? I (67M) wrote a musical called Workin' Boys, but when I pitched it to the HCTLWW, they said it didn't pass the Bechdel test, whatever the hell that is. So, i was forced to put a bunch of talentless girls into the roles of my good college chums. AND one of them wanted me to change it from "football but for girls" to "football!" girls can't play football! My good college chums came to visit, and they told me what i had to do. so, i did it. i made some cuts in the cast and performed the show myself. it was marvelous! but, yk, AITHFAH?

NTHFAH- not the Hatchetfield asshole

YTHFAH - you’re the Hatchetfield asshole

NHFAHH - no Hatchetfield assholes here

ESH - everyone sucks here

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Voting ended onMay 10, 2025

@yourlocalredbicycle

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am I the asshole for hitting on any adult that's ever breathed and then getting shot later

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[aithfah]

AITHFAH for beating up a Nerd in the back of an Italian restaurant for trying to mess with my high school hierarchy?

YTHFAH

NTHFAH

ESH

NHFAHH

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Voting ended onMay 4, 2025

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AITHFAH for saying my bisexual friend was in hell? I (17f) was told by the police that my friend (also 17f) was murdered. When I got to the coffee shop to meet two of our other friends (17f and 17m), they mentioned calling her. I asked if their phone plans covered calls to hell, as she was bisexual and dead. AITHFAH?

AITHFAH?

YTHFAH (You're the Hatchetfield Asshole)

NTHFAH (Not the Hatchetfield asshole)

ESH (everyone sucks here)

NHFAHH (no Hatchetfield assholes here)

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Voting ended onDec 14, 2025

[aithfah]

AITHFAH for outing my gay brother to our homophobic grandma? It was the only way to stop a crusty old rich lady from winning the beauty pageant. Eat the rich, right?

YTHFAH

NTHFAH

ESH

NHFAHH

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Voting ended onMay 3, 2025