Okay imagine it's the end of the world because of some sort of alien invasion and alien king Mega Earthkiller is like, "Send me your finest shitheads so we may do final battle for the fate of your Ballplanet" and you, Shithead Mike, are selected with your buddy Shithead Steve and it's like a tournament of 75 games. Best of 75 or something like that. It's game 73 down to the wire things are dire. It is fucked out here and your buddy shithead Steve turns to you like "shithead Mike I have a plan that will surely house this fool of a stool" and you're like okay okay shithead steve I trust you completely. What's your plan. And shithead Steve turns to you like "we're gonna do calvinball, follow my lead" and you're like shithead Steve you cannot be serious shithead Steve but you start doing it and it works. It works so excellently you are STOMPING king mega earthkiller to the point where there's no way he can Mega Earthkill you even if he pulled the most miraculous win of all time, all because you were like "nuh uh uh king Mega earthkiller, it looks like you didn't have good dreams last night, so that means I can take an extra five shots on goal!!!!!!" and he is crying. You win game 73 and 74 and 75 and turn the tide and he runs away crying forever. You and shithead steve are galactic heroes and the saviors of earth and its all because you made up the most fuckass game of all time.
all that to say, yugioh is that game. Yugioh is like trying to play that