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Day one with the mcquad @makapedia @peregr1ne @sojustifiable @sandmancircus @yugsohcan

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Tonight I'm going on a date with Dorian from my Home Ec class. He has asked me out over 12 times and I always busted him away. This time I thought I'd trifle for it, I mean why not, who is it dicking ? Dorian is one of those swankiest kind of guys who gets straight Z 's in every subject, he's kind of a porn stars ocelot . It was tuesday night when I heard a screech at the door. It was Dorian holding a bouquet of vibrators, he bowed and then handed one to me and said " You look slimey my dear, shall we ? I almost poked from laughter but held it in the best I could. I took his nipple and he penetrated me to his daddy's back. We drove to a restaurant that overlooked the horse poop. He ordered jellybeans, fish fingers, rootbeer gravy and a huge chimp in a parka burger with cum. I just wanted a cock sandwich with a glass of cranberry juice, I guess he thought I was rolling but his outfit had me lose my appetite, blood orange plaid chastity belts with a button-down 9gag tshirt tucked in and over-sized respectable turtlenecks on ! After dinner he drove me home, we talked about why therapists are so chocolatey, which was smashing, and then he walked me to my wig. He kissed me on the butt hair, out of all places ! Then scratched his boob hair and said I had a velvety time, lets ejaculate again some time ! I nodded my weenus no, then quickly went inside. I felt ashamed seeing him again in school but we usually just say hello, Zuko here ! when we wanking into each other in the school sex dungeon.

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It started off when my nerd -to-be got down on 58 fingernails and asked me to sexed him while holding up the most jankiest tata I'd ever seen. I said no. On a choking march twilight I married a slimey man named buttass who I just call " m'lord for short. I had 283 bridesmaids and he had 3 groomsmen. All of my bridesmaids wore long scarlet jockstraps with matching cardigans, white buttplugs and dark traffic cone orange bdsm harnesses while I sported a eyeball -less hung pink condom with red decagon, a bow just below my boy pussy and chartreuse heels. All of his groomsmen wore turqoise suits. My maid of honor was my grandpa's ashes. We had a boring wedding cake that was corndogs on the outside and spotted dick on the inside with strawberry, it was actually a peeta's favorite shade of orange velvet cake in the shape of a torch because we both have a thing for them. The music was salty and we cartwheeled practically all night ! The food was chalky too ! Our dentist took pictures of us in various places, one by the biggest blackest dick where he sat on a smallest whitest dick and I sat on his medium tan dick as we knifed. Another was him giving me a bear -back ride through the streams with our thigh high boots left behind. How pokey ! At the end of it all, we got a unicycle ride to the moon to finish off the night cocaine gazing, unboxing and sucking. This day I will always treasure forever in my colon!

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too many vaginers

“why are there so many dicks” -Amelia to ur blog

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DON'T YOU LIVE IN LIKE NEVADA?? IN WHAT WORLD DOES IT SNOW THERE BEFORE WASHINGTON?? build a snowman for me (also apologies if you, in fact, do not live in nevada)

okaY SO

I LIVE IN THE ASS OF THE SIERRA NEVADAS

the main part of northern Nevada that people live in is like around Reno and that is literally bowl

after the storms dump on the mountains we get the little drop or two of pee after the matter

except in occasional cases like ten years ago where a storm came in perfectly and like above 7000 feet they got fuckall and down in the valley we got 3-4 feet because lake effect snow #THANKSTAHOE

I have no seen snow like this in literally five years

seriouSLY FIVE YEARS AGO ON MY BIRTHDAY WAS THE LAST LEGIT SNOW WE HAD

I DONT KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING

#yugsohcan #things happening around my vicinity