It started off when my nerd -to-be got down on 58 fingernails and asked me to sexed him while holding up the most jankiest tata I'd ever seen. I said no. On a choking march twilight I married a slimey man named buttass who I just call " m'lord for short. I had 283 bridesmaids and he had 3 groomsmen. All of my bridesmaids wore long scarlet jockstraps with matching cardigans, white buttplugs and dark traffic cone orange bdsm harnesses while I sported a eyeball -less hung pink condom with red decagon, a bow just below my boy pussy and chartreuse heels. All of his groomsmen wore turqoise suits. My maid of honor was my grandpa's ashes. We had a boring wedding cake that was corndogs on the outside and spotted dick on the inside with strawberry, it was actually a peeta's favorite shade of orange velvet cake in the shape of a torch because we both have a thing for them. The music was salty and we cartwheeled practically all night ! The food was chalky too ! Our dentist took pictures of us in various places, one by the biggest blackest dick where he sat on a smallest whitest dick and I sat on his medium tan dick as we knifed. Another was him giving me a bear -back ride through the streams with our thigh high boots left behind. How pokey ! At the end of it all, we got a unicycle ride to the moon to finish off the night cocaine gazing, unboxing and sucking. This day I will always treasure forever in my colon!
