#yuk

[watdefuks]

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[woedig]

Here is your basic tick, with indigestion. I found it on my walkway, by one of my cats.

[salemnslater]

[hypnolectric]

ghost file things

1am in the morning and i hear cat-cleaning-itself noises.

ok, i think, pretty normal, the cat probably snuck into my room while i was in the bathroom. no problem. he's done it before, many times.

cleaning noises morph distinctly into cat-chewing-its-dinner noises. and well, there is nothing in my room that mr. humphrey should be eating. but i'm tired and not thinking all that clearly so i don't follow that train of thought.

until.

i hear the cat crying in the hallway. outside of my closed bedroom door.

the chewing noises are still happening at the foot of my bed as i write this.

[jeza-red]

Using AI to beta-read your writing is absolutely stunning to me.

AI?

The bullshit that can't even reliably beta-read my work email? The bullshit that keeps correcting my correctly spelled words to some gibberish it thinks is the correct way? The bullshit that is only interested in making the sentences "shorter and more concise"?

Sure, I guess, if you want to end up writing a shopping list that contains "benanas" and is bereft of nuance, then go ahead?

Or you can start reading and learn to write like a human being?

[hicapacity]

Ezen a koncerten részt vettem 95.02.24-én a Rockland-ben, a Fekete Lyukban. A buli egy pontján az egyik tag bedobott egy törülközőt, amit egy francia gyerekkel egyszerre kaptunk el! Mivel egyikünk sem engedte el, így a buli végéig a törcsit tépve pogóztunk, majd egy radiátor-csap csonkján téptük ketté az ereklyét! Hatalmas volt! 19 voltam. Ma 50 vagyok.

[ketchuplaser]

I still add lemon to my colas because of Pepsi Twist

[fuzzyghost]