Who is the better wingman when they’re out together?: Probs Michael, if only bc I could see Alice acting suspiciously nonhuman for a second and making whoever Michael’s trying to pick up more interested in Alice than in him ;) Which of them is more likely to pretend to be in a relationship with the other to avoid something/someone?: Alice?? omgWho is more likely to fall asleep at the other one’s place?: Mike’s too darn paranoid for that, so AliceWhich of them comes up with the more terrible of the bad ideas?: ALICE OH MY GODWhich of them remembers more details about the other (e.g. birthdays, favorite foods, how they take their coffee)?: Alice knows like… everything and has a much higher capacity for remembering things like than then someone with a little human brainWho is more likely to bring home a stray?: BOTH OF THEMWho eats all of the popcorn when they go to the movies together?: Alice wowie